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Everypony duck!

 

For what reason? *somehow gets hit by the screws he threw*

 

Goodness.. that had to hurt.

 

Helps that always wear a helmet.

 

Is that what you call that thing on your head? ; p

 

Just nod and smile when he says that sort of stuff.

 

'kay, that sounds like a reasonable reaction.

 

Lio, you make me sound like some kind of nutjob

 

Maybe that was my intent?

Nice using my name as the L word.

 

Nutjobs aren't allowed scissors! If I were a nutjob, how come I've got this pair of- hey, where'd my scissors go?

 

Of course I was the one who took them.

 

Please can I have them back? I promise not to stab any more ponies!

 

Quite so, you can have them back.

 

Really? Huh. I was expecting that to be more difficult...

 

Such a horrible thing to say! I decided to make it easier on you now.

 

'Till you change your mind anyway...

 

U change your mind too much.

 

Very true; I am very indecisive.

 

Why do you think that is?

 

X-rays, that's why.