If the user above was drunk

Wouldn't realize Grell is just confusing.

 

Would have fun with Taffy

 

Would think ponies are made of brightly colored taffy O_O

 

Wouldn't realize that was an inside joke.

 

Would still be able to tell if a joke went over somepony's head. ;p

 

Would jump over ponies' heads.

 

Would jump over his own head.

 

Would destroy an entire settlement by accident. And steal a traffic cone.

 

Would would be a smaller member.

 

Would suddenly become extremely well known.

 

Would not have a gif sig.

 

Would fly upside down.

 

Would be calm instead of chaotic.

 

Would be slow, but somehow not lazy at the same time. Like a very productive turtle.

 

Would be a very fast and lazy rabbit.

 

Would be a danger to us all.

 

Would be a danger to himself and a guy from Hoboken.

 

Would wake up on a boat wearing nothing but his socks and a bobble hat.

 

Would find himself tied to a tree.