^ Thinks of me as his wiggly tomato~ < Isn't sure why everypony thinks I switch around their dvds... v Thinks Twilight needs to take a hike?
^ Left eldritch teal hair all over my dvd cabinet :I > Yes. Preferably a long one. Up an active volcano. v Has a secret plan to turn the town's drinking water into grapefruit juice?
^ Enjoys causing death by lava~ < Wonders how TRP knows of my dastardly secret plan... v Should know I drink Grapefruit Juice once a day just about~
^ Should know Muttley's laugh gave her away. > Will write this information down in his special notebook. v Likes to go around changing the dates on event posters?
^ Writes new information about me in his handy dandy notebook~ < Wonders why ponies accuse her of changing dates on posters too... v Is using fireworks near the Statue of Liberty?
^ Might be starting to cotton on to my ploy... > Fireworks? No no no, they're satchel charges. v Likes to change all the bulbs in streetlights for coloured ones?
^ likes explosive charges~ < Did change the bulbs~ I think they look batter now~ Hehehehehe~ v Scares all the fish onto the land to die~
^ Has made the streets all prettified. > Would never do that v Doesn't have a very high opinion of me...
^ Is a good TRP for not scaring fish~ < I actually think highly of TRP~ He is a great guy~ v Thinks not very highly of me?
^ Is very kind :3 > Thinks you're pretty great too. v Will say something else now before I go all soppy?
^ Has a deeply rooted love of kumquats. > only recently seen what one looks like. v has a deeply rooted love of roots.
^ Has received an education in kumquats here. > Does quite like roots, except when they trip you up. v Likes to sneak into stores at night and Iron all their hair scrunchies?
^ Likes roots a lot~ < Isn't sure why you'd want to iron a scrunchy... Unless you listen to Iron Maiden while tie it up your hair with it... v Like the idea of Chrysi with a pony tail or maybe pigtails?
^Is correct <is also tired and should really really just go to bed.. V will not respond to this right away.
^ Has still resisted the lure of the bed at this time > Was asleep, not his fault. v Was asleep once too?
^ likes Shakespeare < did understand the reference. v Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
^ Likes references. > Seems to have strayed into the Princess Bride... v Watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's their dream; that's their nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.
