What if......

It wouldn't change the diet for ponies at the very least... or shouldn't.

What if Luna actually spied on our dreams for her own humor and amusement and not just to protect us from nightmares? : O

 

Then she blushes a lot in court when people greet her.

What if the mane six played roleplaying games?

 

Twilight would be ecstatic. Also in the comics she already did with her brother when they were growing up.

What if Rarity got to design costumes for a major movie?

 

Megan Fox would be wearing an outfit that distracted people from her terrible acting.
Actually, that's sorta what she does now.

What if I suddenly stopped typing in midsen

 

I would mentally finish the word.

What if the Cutiemark Crusaders actually ran out of ideas?

 

Then they finally get their cutiemarks

What if cell phones were brain chips?

 

Then administering tests at school would become a nightmare. (Sorry for thinking small.)

What if all Pegasi and Unicorns were suddenly banned from flying and magic whithin Equestria?

 

Then I would lead them in a glorious uprising! Viva la revolution!

Was if Goonies did say die?

 

Well maybe they be dead

What if TRP had the hole page stolen from him.

 

He'd get so mad he'd start correcting people's spelling. It's 'whole' in this instance you fool!

What if the dolphins all left Earth but then it wasn't destroyed?

 

Then what would the Japanese fisherman slaughter?

What if people in general just kinda sucked less?

 

You'd suck less. Since suckyness is subjective other suck because the one calling them sucky sucks themselves.

What if Toaster Repair Pony had a son?

 

Then he'd be Tony Junior.

What if I hit ten thousand posts today?

 

Then I'd bake you a cake, then realise I had no way to give you the cake, then eat the cake myself.

What if we suddenly ran out of oil?

 

Then we'd be forced to use responsible and renewable energy sources.

What if that actually happened?

 

There would be an energy deficit and the poor-rich divide would grow larger.

What if you were attacked by a curry monster?

 

I'd eat the bastard. Curry is delicious.

What if I moved to a different country?

 

Your accent would suddenly become different and interesting.

What if it actually is butter!?

 

It?What it?This has nothing to do with my butter :I

What if RD and Flutters fight each other to win a cake?

 

Then it'd better be a damn good cake

What if squirrels started riding foxes?