If the user above was drunk

Would wake up on a desert island. With a kumquat.

 

Would be that kumquat with me.

 

Would speak with a heavy Scottish accent.

 

Would speak in an regular American accent.

 

Would talk like Fran Drescher.

 

Would talk like Tom Waits.

 

Would mention many ponies I do not know.

 

Would think that Fran Drescher and Tom Waits are ponies.

 

Would ponifiy everything.

 

Would become two ponies and race herself.

 

Would be powerless.

 

Would be more powerful.

 

Would be always wrong with things.

 

Would really like hooficures and the spa in general.

 

Would be a maid to help me clean up.

 

Would make a mess. More of a mess.

 

Would barf rainbows!!!!!!!

 

Would visit Fluttershy for tea!

 

Would be Mrs. Nesbitt.

 

Would be Stinky Pete!