Not even the couch is safe from all these people? Where in the world can I sleep without everyone crowding in and trying to claim it for themselves... the floor, the stairway, the bathtub, is even the cupboard safe?
*gives up on finding somewhere empty and crashes to sleep wherever I happen to be.. wraps a pillow over my eyes and ears.. and hopes for the best (not being woken up is nice, though being suffocated, squished, trampled, or rolled on is nicer) .. also on that note good night for real.