Snappy comebacks to MLP quotes

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  1. MorphinBrony

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    I saw this kind of thing on a Star Wars forum, so here we go.

    Exactly what it says on the tin: just give a comeback to the pony quote above you, then provide another quote from the show. For example:

    Pony #1: YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO ME!!

    Pony #2: I told you, I'd have your money by Wednesday!

    Why don't you wave your magic little horn, and make everything alright?

    Pony #3: I dunno, why don't you go play with your stupid animals?

    ...and so on. I'll begin:

    I just have to stop winter!
     
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    I'm confused. Do we come up with a response, or are we supposed to use a quote as a response?
     
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    Come up with a response, then post another quote.
     
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    Alright then, I think I got this.

    OT: How'd that work out? Maybe I should ask Tank!

    It needs to be about twenty percent cooler.
     
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    Thank Celestia I have some liquid nitrogen.

    Aren't ya gonna stay for brunch?
     
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    I can't say no to that face.

    I think I ate too much pie.
     
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    You must have a weak stomach, then.

    Ponyville's YOUR problem, not mine.
     
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    We'll remember that next time YOU need help.

    There can only be ONE princess in Equestria!
     
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    Sure is Highlander in here.

    Is her face gonna stay that way?
     
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    No, but unfortunately yours will.

    Nope!
     
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    Engineer, is that you?

    You must be new here.
     
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    I've been here longer than you.

    Alrighty, what do you say we get out of creepytown and head over to Applejack's
     
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    Yes, let's go over to the one constantly working.

    Those vampire bats will give you a freight.
     
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    I ain't afraid of no bats.

    All the ponies in this town are crazy!!
     
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    This isn't a town. It's a mental institute.

    What fun is there in making sense?
     
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    This isn't the time for fun!

    Are you a spy?
     
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    If I were a spy, do you really think I'd just tell you?

    I can assure you, I am no friend.
     
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    I didn't wanna be friends with you anyway!

    But... ah want it NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!
     
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    Want in one hand, crap in the other. Tell me which one gets filled first.

    You simply must stop reading those dusty old books!
     
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    The dust bunnies are vicious you know

    That was not the doozy?
     

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