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  1. Snow

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    In this game, you post a question asking how to do something, and another awnsers with a ridiculous solution. Then that poster ask another how to.

    Ex:
    Poster 1: How do I make tea?
    Poster 2: Make a giant bonfire, take a barrel of water, heat it over the bonfire, then drop a bag of tea leaves inside one by one, let steep and enjoy!
    How do I use a nail?
    And so on and so forth.

    So here's the first How To: How do I fix a broken barrel?
     
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    burn down your house, collect insurance money, use insurance money to hire a barrel repair-man

    make popcorn
     
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    Use the multiverse-theory and theories about wormholes to create a portal to Equestria, plan and execute the kidnapping of Spike, return to this universe, force Princess Celestia to write a letter to Twilight, place some corn near Spike's mouth, when he receives the letter, use the flame to heat the corn.

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    go to the theatre, pick a good kung-fu movies, watch it twice, become master ninja

    How to drive
     
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    Insert Grand Theft Auto into your gaming console of choice.
    Log >50 hours in said game. (Consecutively, if possible)
    X is the gas, Square is the brake, Circle is the E-brake. Steer with the D-pad.
    Congratulations. You are now a driver!

    How can I make homemade paper?
     
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    Open a new document in Microsoft Word and print off the blank page. Congratulations, you have made your own paper!

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    Sit down and think about what you need to do.

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    kioku A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Go to the bottom of the forum game section and click the furthest back number. Keep doing this until your fingers bleed. Open a game that has not been closed and let the fun begin.

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    Stay awake for at least three days.
    On the fourth day, you'll want to go to bed early.

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    Go back to the French Riviera in the 1960s and wear a nice suit, then get a bar-tending job at a high end casino. It is the only way to secure such a beverage.

    How do I get my keys out of this drain they fell into?
     
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    Straighten a wire coat hanger hanger, then bend a small hook into the end. Use the hook to fish out your keys.

    How do I terraform Mars?
     

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