Will you do this?

Yes, as long as you give him some food first.

Will you choose which garden we target next?

 

Sure. Kanye West.

Will you help me ruin an overrated f**ktard's day?

 

Why stop at his garden?

Can you get him out of his house for a while?

 

*unsheathes sword* say the word.

Should I bring some actual music?

 

Yes. Something dramatic and operatic, I think.

Will you get us a helicopter to arrive in?

 

No.I will bring you guys there with the magic of fr....

Ah nevermind *makes helicopter*




Will you sing me two songs?

 

I would, but I am a terrible singer.

Would you accept a mediocre dance number?

 

I would, to sing in your place. I'm a pretty good singer.

What music would you like?

 

I would like to request some Light Metal please...

Spoiler: Mild language and Strong comedy

Will you play a face-melting guitar solo on top of my flaming Jaguar?

 

No.

Will you let this game die?

 

To your chagrin, I shall not.

Will you play a board game with me?

 

Only if I get to be the top hat.

Will you climb into this box?

 

No, I won't fit.

Will you find a bigger box?

 

Do I look like I'm made of boxes!?

Can't you just remove some limbs?

 

I can but I won't.

Will you eat this totally untampered-with cookie?

 

Well I don't see what could possibly go wrong wit- Hey....

Will you take a bite first?

 

Sure. But I'm gonna break off a piece. No sense in sharing germs.

Will you eat it now?

 

Yes. Thank you! *eats the cookie*

Will you wipe that evil smirk off your face?

 

Whatever.

Will you just accept that there's nothing suspicious about the damn cookie?

 

And accept that you're simply being benevolent? No dice.

Will you throw this bag at that house over there?