Curse/hex the poster above you so they are mildly inconvenienced

I curse you having no fingers.

 

I curse you with suddenly having figures after only having known how to use hooves all your life.

 

I curse you with being a mule.

 

I curse you being a donkey.

 

I curse you with being a key.

 

I curse you losing your keys.

 

I curse you with losing yourself! To dance!

 

I curse you dancing so badly everyone hates you!

 

I curse you with dancing so badly everyone dies just from watching you!

 

I curse you actually dying of embarrassment for humiliating yourself in public!

 

I curse you with the ground actually swallowing you up!

 

I curse you living in space with no helmet on!

 

I curse you with always having a helmet on!

 

I curse you having a helmet glued onto you!

 

I curse you with being turned into glue! Sentient glue!

 

I curse eating super glue!

 

I curse you with pooping super glue!

Yeah. I went there.

 

xD
I curse you getting glued to the wall!

 

I curse you with being the fourth wall when Pinkie's in the room!

 

I curse you hiding in the fourth dark corner.......