Last to Post: Round Five

I see your avocados and raise you a cova soda.

 

I see your cova soda and raise you a large anchovy and pineapple pizza.

 

I see your lack of acknowledgement of my anagram and curse you with the worst French black metal band.

 

I see your crappy metal band and raise you...

JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

 

You fiend. I knew you were a destroyer of worlds, but to go so low that you break through the ceiling of the bad aspect and use something that a lot of people consider to be good. There's only one place where people like you go, and that's just in Bieber.

 

Justin Bieber actually only has one fan. Everyone knows that preteen girls are a hivemind.

 

Au contraire. Females in general are actually more divisive between each other than men are between themselves. Men often miss it because their war is subtle.

Besides, your conclusion is flawed because the equation lacks the male fans. Boy bands aren't just for girls; proven since the decade of love and peace despite the bugs.

 

Justin Bieber has no male fans.

If there ever were any, they've long since been excommunicated from the gender.

 

Is that what we were voting on at the last meeting? Should've paid more attention...

 

Yes, you should have. The meetings are important.

Also, you're not invited back until you stop being Eris.

We have rules, you know.

 

Eh. I've never much of a fan of rules; I view them more as guidelines.

 

The International Council of Manly Men will not tolerate such an attitude!

 

Pfft. They're none of them as manly as me!
*starts painting her claws*

 

A man that can paint his "nails" is secure in his masculinity. *Nods sagely*

That's not how gender reassignment works. Unless you're talking about an inanimate object that moves air about.

Men of Unusual Manliness? I don't believe they exist; they're just an old MUM's tale.

 

I have lost all respect. Please remove yourself from the premises. Preferably by cannon, or some other amusing medium of displacement.

 

What, is there something wrong with being a man of extraordinary manliness?

Besides, I don't want to be launched from Oda Mae Brown's womb.

 

There is everything and more wrong with both of those things. I demand a time refund.

 

This conversation has degenerated quickly.

 

That's because it's not really a conversation. I think we're reading from different pages.

It's not my fault, though. I'm saving my tangent for a special occasion.

 

Really? I like Doritos, too.