The rules are simple. Post a course of action, and the next post will escalate the consequences to apocalyptic levels while posting the next situation, and so on and so forth. Example: Pony 1: *drinks a glass of milk* Pony 2: You become a zombie because the milk was expired. Soon, you start a zombie apocalypse. *drills for oil* Pony 3: You open up a portal to hell, and the demons take over. I'll start us off. *kicks a soccer ball*
The ball enters a nuclear missiles base and launches them by accident, ending it a global nuclear war. *divides by 0*
The calculator that produced this impossible feat opened a black hole in your hand causing the planet to be engulfed, atom by atom. *starts roleplaying*
The number you took came from the password to shut off a doomsday device. With the password now incorrect, it went off. Buys a box of poptarts.
You bought the last box, infuriating the next person who wants poptarts. He happens to be an ambassador to a country with nuclear capabilities. Because he is cranky, he ends up insulting a foreign leader and starting a nuclear war. You should have just let the man have his toaster pastries. *orders a cheeseburger, large fries, and a Coke*
You receive a hamburger, small fries, and a diet Pepsi. The boy who took your order gets fired. He gets upset. Turns out this job was the only thing stopping the boy from taking over the world. At least you didn't end up with a something made of chicken. Sings karaoke. Badly.
You're karaoking the U.S. national anthem at a sporting event. You anger the President, and he nukes your house. Russia misinterprets this as a nuclear declaration of war, and thus begins World War III. Have a nice day. *pets a Fluttershy plushie*
The Plushy was stuffed with a bomb. Your petting it triggers the bomb with signal the terrorist it's the time to come out of the shadow and strike. The US government is woefully unprepared and a nuclear site gets over ran the Terrorist use the Nukes to aim at other nuclear powers and soon the World War Three begins and end in total annihilation. Eats a grilled cheese sandwich.
The grilled cheese sandwich was a gift between ambassadors of two countries on the verge of a nuclear war. The ambassador showing up with no gift was a clear insult and taken as a sign that they were ending their standoff. Both countries had an arsenal of missiles of apocalyptic proportion. I legally watch a really enjoyable cartoon on my laptop.
As view number 30,000, you have completely upset an opposing cartoonist. The cartoonist is inspired to create the same show with different characters. He gets sued. A young man is forced to go to the court case as part of the jury. He had plans to visit a friend of his. This friend was so upset he couldn't see him that he got drunk and crashed his car. Into a telephone pole. The downed wire prevents a man from calling his wife to tell her not to run off to Africa. While there she contracts a highly contagious new disease. This disease wipes out the world. All because you watched something LEGALLY! Rolls a D20.
Ends on a 1. The gates are tripped and open. Causing demons and devils to appear on the material plane. The blood war continues with many casualties. Ending centuries of life as the war has no end in sight. You watch hopelessly before the blade of both sides end your own life. The only mercy you are granted is an end to everything you are. (Sorry, that got a little dark) Boots up Dragon Age.
You lose several days to the game, neglecting your work as an international bee conservationist. This sets of the final chain of bee decline, resulting in a virtual end of all pollination, crops failing worldwide, famine spreading out of control, world order breaking down, and those not starving to death being killed in desperate fights for what little food there is left. Buys a different brand of tea bags than normal.
You try the new tea. It makes you sick. Emergency room sick. You pull a doctor away from his family dinner. A dinner where his son was finally going to tell his parents he was not straight. This fact remains pent up in the boy's mind for years, until he loses it and goes on a murderous rampage. He kills the woman who had discovered that a meteor was about to strike the moon, and would send it flying towards the earth. With no way to know it was coming... BOOM! I accidentally step on a butterfly. (The classic)
The butterfly is actually God in disguise. By killing him, you destroy all of creation. Nice job. *attends a John Cena match*
When you arrive, you find that there is a small coin on the floor, you use the coin to buy a soda in a nearby shop for the match and that was exactly the amount of money they needed to create their dooms day machine that works with sodas. It exploded the world, but hey... free soda! *sits down*
Due to you playing the original Smash, you cause all of Nintendo to go bankrupt in that moment from playing something no one play anymore, but suddenly, that's all people wanna play. The bankruptcy causes the members of Nintendo to search and find the cause of this. When they find you, they remove any friendly connections with the US with a Nuclear Missiles. The Zombie out Break in the US kills off the remaining survivors. *Drinks a different brand of Dark Roast Coffee*
Taste bud revolt followed by your stomach. You end up in the Emergency room next to a guy who preaches the world is ending. You tell him he's wrong. It turns out he's an alien and he decided to prove himself right by blowing up the planet. *You dress in drag and do the hula after watching a Lion King Marathon. (Including all the episodes of the Simon and Pumba Cartoon)*
Everybody in my vicinity is so entranced by the beauty of such a performance, they stop eating, drinking, or generally doing anything that keeps them alive. After they die, others come looking for them, and suffer the same fate. This vicious cycle continues until the last few remaining people on decide to nuke the planet from orbit, to end the madness. *I put my shirt on backwards*
