Bacon? Bacon?! BACON!!! WHEREISTHEBACONIWANTTHEBACONGIMMETHEBACONIWANTTHEBACONWHEREISTHEBACONGIMMETHEBACON!!!
Well when bacon is mentioned, it seem to be a trigger word for Ridley. So I think you're chances at the bacon would be slim to none~
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