Why the surprise? I swing both ways. Besides, as you'll note, I wasn't being entirely serious. Still, it's important that we avoid having a zombie president, because that will be the sign of the coming zombie apocalypse, and that's no joke.
Villainous types sure like killing people's fathers, don't they? You'd think they'd teach a lesson about not doing that at villain school nowadays. It never turns out well.
That's not true. It's just a coincidence that my perspective is often at odds with the world at large. I don't do it simply to be contrary... ...Usually. I even came up with a name for my "condition." I'm saving it for a special occasion, so don't ask what it is. Well, you can do whatever you want, but you won't be getting anything out of me. Not even if you do it like a boss.
No, that's the boss. There's a difference. Besides, I doubt I could find anything better than mid-boss material. Unless you happen to have one of these:
