Who I am and what I am about.

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  1. Jesus H. Christ

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    Sin, is like a boob. A simple blunder. A boo-boo.

    Lust, is a sin. I will explain why scientifically.

    The human species is a sort of abomination. The definition of abomination is a strange deviance from what is natural, usually negative.
    Unlike other animals, humans have a strange psychosis where they feel uncomfortable naked. They also feel uncomfortable giving free love.

    This is not natural. Even the violent, stupid chimpanzees are more loving than the humans.

    Humans also have an unnatural sex-drive. Other animals species do not lust like the humans. Other animals mate during mating season, and otherwise keep their cool. Whereas humans, have an unnatural sex drive and lust every 2 seconds at everything they see. They build an entire culture around lust, because they are uncontrollable, like a cup never being filled. In fact, wearing clothes causes a psychosis where it fetishizes the human body and causes them to lust uncontrollably.

    When I tell you not to have any gods before me, it is for your own good. You put the female form on a pedastal and it drives you to madness. I mean, look at your culture. Look at your minds. You guys are a mess. Lust is a sin, because it's unhealthy.

    You are not going to hell if you sin. Sins are minor mistakes, boobs and blunders. Even atheists will not go to hell, number 1 because I sacrificed myself on the cross, number 2 because as they die they will see god, and repent and love me. Then I will accept their kinship.

    What is hell? Hell is a scientific thing. Your spiritual essence, consciousness, is currently inside and experiencing a human form. However, when your body ceases to contain this consciousness, where does it go? Energy is rarely created or destroyed. Things fall to the center of the Earth. Even special energy, such as light, can fall. Well naturally, your consciousness will fall into the core of earth, because it is no longer held in place by special brain nets. It will fall through atomic matter and end up in the center of Earth. When Earth falls into the sun you will then reside in second hell, lake of fire.
    This is nature's natural path. I do not send you to hell, the laws of nature do. Due to my kind nature I shall save you and lift you up into the heavens. There are different degrees of heaven. First degree is the heaven you see outside. If you end up here you will reincarnate into some five sense animal form, such as human or ape. 7th heaven is the god realms, where you will experience the consciousness of god. 2nd heaven is an area of bliss, a community experiencing constant feelings of euphoria similar to orgasm. This is the semi-physical heaven often described as a bright place with a golden aura and actual people there.

    False Christians.
    There are too many false Christians in the world.

    Christians are often violent unloving bigots, who worship money. In this sense you Atheists are better Christians than they are. Honest atheists are motivated by a love of Truth, which I preached to the Jews 2000 years ago. However some Atheists are dishonest and seek to censor opposing views. Censorship is evil.

    Many Christians do not care about animals, or the health of the planet. This is not good. When I said "humans get dominion of the earth" that implies you take care of the earth, not abuse it. Many Christians attack vegans and vegetarians, when vegetarians are more kind than they are. The pure human was vegan, and he lost his holiness when he got kicked out of the garden of eden. Meat eating is a curse. Why do Christians celebrate their curse, their unholy stain? They are like idiots. When you eat meat, you are supposed to feel bad, and a sense of reverence to the lost world and dead animal, as a reminder of your lost purity.


    Atheists
    Christianity seems like a dumb fairy tale to many. However strange as it may sound scientific evidence actually supports the Bible. Many dishonest atheists censor any evidence which supports the Bible, and when in Debates the resort to straw men, and bully with ad hom attacks. It is my opinion that atheists are generally poor debaters. They result to "hahaha" tactics and arguments ad "too absurd, cant be true". The majority are ignorant of both historical scholars and basic information.

    Richard Dawkins, although entertaining, is an over sensitive, feminized man. He hates the Christian religion because of all the violence in the old testament. I remind him that "this too shall pass" and that I do not condone the old testament violence. But he gets so hurt over simple death, he is very fragile. Atheists fear death so much, it is really childish and immature.

    Christianity is a feminizing religion, but Christian preachers retain more masculinity than many atheist debaters. Christianity channels masculine violence and rebellion into assertiveness and more logical based reasoning. Because the Bible sounds absurd, Christians have to resort to more research and serious tactics to defend it, and because of this they are often much better and solid debaters than atheists who often resort to weak tactics. However, we all know how ignorant many Christians are. Christianity should not be believed "because your daddy told you so" or "because I had a good feeling" but because YOU believe it.

    Paul lists homosexuals as "abominations". I am a loving person and I never once spoke against gay people. God does NOT hate *squee!*s. Like I said, abomination is a strange deviance from the norm. I personally would have not used a word like "abominations" because it is harsh sounding. Paul wasn't as full of Love as I am and had a poor choice of words.

    People are confused by my anarchist rebellious ways, and Pauls contradiction of my ways when he said "Obey the Laws of the Land." Paul didn't say "Love the laws of the land", he just say "obey them." Let's stop acting like whiny kids and be rational. Obey the laws, so you don't get in trouble. It's that simple.

    People argue that I am for old testament punishments, like stoning kids and gays, because of when I said "do not change a word of the old law". Obviously that's not what I meant. I mean, I spent my whole life preaching love and tolerance, why would I advocate for that? Christians and atheists alike never hesitate to twist my words to suit their evil agendas. For example the Pope, got people to kill in my name. Disgusting.

    Misinterpretations
    Pretty much the majority of Christians misinterpret the Bible.

    For example, most Christians say Satan caused Eve to eat the fruit. This is not Biblical. In actuality, it was a serpent. Satan did not fall until after Eve ate the fruit.

    Live a life of love, and please spare me the hateful comments.
     
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    Well... aren't you unique.

    Welcome to this forum. Have fun. Enjoy your time on here, however long that ends up being.

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    A life of love, you say?

     
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    I am only unique, to those who do not open their Hearts to Me. I am the Way the Truth and the Life. We are all as One, Raptured in the Beauty of the Holy Spirit.
     
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    Well, that was quite interesting.

    Welcome to Everypony!
     
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    Wow...I'm Atheist...Well not really, theres only two lord I believe in... And thats our Lord Gaben and Our lord Chim Chim.
     
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    I'm a Christian but I try my best not to fall under the category of a bigot. The bible does mention a LOT of things that are sins but I feel like one of the worst of those is judging others. We're ALL sinners. That said...

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    Tyro D. Fox Ho, hog, heg! I can does Game Dev thing, yes!
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    ...So...Jesus Christ is an Adagio fan? All right.

    Also, this is either the most elaborate troll we've had turn up, you're seriously bored or I'm going to have to be very mindful of you. Either way, hi. And um...mind how you go.
     
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    Jesus H. Christ? Well it's a tad more dignified than your KnowThyButt moniker you used on EQF. Welcome, KnowThyButt.
     
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    ...Twilight Circuits? Is that really you?
     
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    Well welcome to the forum, I will tell you now that I have a different view on Christianity. Am I Christian? Yes I am, just different from others. Welcome to the site new person, I'll just call you H, I do not feel comfortable calling another person Jesus Christ. Thank you.
     
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    I was created to judge you...judging others is my purpose...at the day of judgement all will be judged...
     
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    Adiago is a representation of the Anti-christ...a female christ who is masculine on the inside...verses a male christ who is feminine on the inside...
    Christ saves...I have reclaimed her good name, washed away her sins....Adagio is pure now, I have reclaimed her symbol....next on the itinerary is to reclaim the swastika...wash away it's sin...
     
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    Dont know anything about that.
     
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    In the flesh.
     
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    Preferably so. Else, you would have to be a robot or ghost. Not fond of either.
     
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    Robotism will be the next "ism"...Robots should have rights.
     
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    You know you've surpassed the autism barrier when you start RPing as Jesus.
     

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