Hail the sun. It's a new day.

Hi. I'm the Minister of Celestia. Ordained by the Universal Life Church.

I'm here because I want...to make friends, entertain, and convert you to my cult.

But I'm only human. I make mistakes. Left one forum because I wasn't liking it. Found myself doing something unexpectedly stupid on another Don't judge me if you know and now I'm here. Clean slate. Everyone deserves that, right?

I'm a 27 year old man, am usually pretty mature, I'm very intelligent but sometimes have a tendency to do dumb things. I probably should be on some kind of medication or have some counselling, but the local government funded mental clinic where I live doesn't really cover anxiety issues. I work in fast food, I have a college degree I've never used, I got anger issues, and live alone in a camper with my cat.

So basically an eccentric loser.

Not the best image I like to put forth, but I decided I should be a little less flippant and more transparent this time around in introducing myself to a forum.

I actually am aspiring to make my own forum, one day. Something different that can appeal to a target audience of bronies that other forum sites simply don't support.

Positive things about me. I got a pretty good sense of humor, I like polyphonic singing, I can sing nunchuku and bo staff pretty well without hurting myself, I'm a decent artist when I feel like drawing, and I vigilantly persecute blasphemers of Celestia.

Negative things about me. I really like putting forward this image that I’m a responsible, reasonable, rational adult under this "Minister of Celestia" persona...but deep down inside, I'm really a cabbage.

 

Thanks for the warm welcome. Hoping that I can contribute something to this forum.

Feel free to pm me or whatever. I got tales.