Not getting fall.

I'm in Florida now. It's 90 degrees here too.
Before I came back here, I lived in Oregon, where the only two seasons are rainy season and fire season.
Before that, Montana, where there's usually a foot of snow on the ground by now.
Before Montana was Florida.

I am also curious about this mysterious "Fall" season.

 

The sun isn't warm and the leaves are pretty colours. That is until it rains and all the leaves fall to the ground and become gross piles of dirty grossness on the sides of the road and all over the yard.

It's nice when it doesn't rain and you can see a truly beautiful scenery that normally is only something in movies or paintings.

 

Nope.

 

I get fall it's winter I barely get her in Vegas.

 

Here in Virginia, it's like 54 degrees right now. Fall seems to be coming late this year. Hardly any leaves are falling, which means I don't have to clean it up and make a pile out of it! xD
But, who knows? Maybe more leaves are probably gonna fall later in the next few weeks or so. It may or may not get colder anytime soon either.

 

We never get Fall.

We get Autumn, which is much better.

 

I met an Autumn a few months ago. She was dancing on a pole. Kinda got *squee!*y when she realized that I was only at the bar to get a beer and had no interest in a "private dance."

 

I met an Autumn a few years ago. Now it is my goal to marry her.

 

Autumn in britain basically is it gets colder, more over cast, the leaves on the trees turn orange / brown and fall to the ground over time, in most of the parks the grass is totally covered by them. On a sunny day it is one of my favourite times of year

 

Are there no bars near you without poles, or girls to get miffed at your mistaken intentions?

 

I was hanging out with a dude from work and we were kinda wandering from bar to bar.
I wanted to go to the pizza place and grab a slice, but he insisted we should hit the strip club first.