Eris picked it up and smiled strangely. "Well thank you very much! I hope it's right; I'd hate to have to turn you into a wardrobe!" She laughed and kissed his cheek, before teleporting back to the other side of the table once more. She folded the map carefully into an airplane, and threw it behind her, where it flew into a little portal which had just opened and disappeared.
"Uhhh...okay then..." He observed the portal as it appeared and disappeared, wondering what she could possibly have in mind...
"So, do you plan on staying long?" Eris asked, sitting back in her chair and studying him. "If you do plan on leaving, I'm afraid I'll have to erase your memory of this place..."
"...What?..." He seemed absolutely confused for a second... "Well...I do eventually have to get back home...but I guess I could stay for a little while..."
Eris sighed a little disappointedly. "Well you don't have to stay, I only meant you could if you wanted to. If not, my guard dogs here would be more than happy to show you back to the portal." The two wolves nodded and grinned slightly unsettlingly.
"Only a bit of time? Oh well then, I'll just have to try and make it enjoyable for you; it's the least I can do, considering," Eris said, giggling strangely. "Oh, have I introduced myself yet?"
"Where are my manners!? I am Eris, Mistress of Chaos and Disharmony," Eris said, touching her paw to her chest, "And what is your name?" she asked, offering her paw across the table to him.
"Nice to meet you, Goldie," Eris said, grinning and shaking his hoof vigorously. "So tell me, what do you like to do? I must admit, I'm slightly bored here..."
"Uhh...well uh...I like to do quite a few things...but uh...I'm not really sure I should name most of them..."
"Oh?" Eris raised an eyebrow. "Well that sounds intriguing; won't you tell me some of them? I promise I won't be offended!" She said, grinning and pressing her paw to her heart, with mock solemness.
"Okay...well uh...most of them are friendliness-related..." He started to blush very slightly... "...and uh...some may happen to be uh...tickling-related..."
Eris leaned across the table a little, curious; she'd not heard this from a pony before... "Interesting," She said, studying Goldie. "Care to elaborate?"
He blushed a little more and fought to figure out the right words to say... "Well uh...basically I uh...I like...friendly tickling-related activities...and uh...just, you know...I do happen to be very...very ticklish...not unlike most ponies, but...yeah..."
"Really?" Eris said, grinning deviously. She decided to test this by using the fluffy tip of her tail to tickle his hooves a little under the table, and watching with interest to see his response.
He eeped and tried to hold in a slight giggle and lifted his hooves up quickly, unable to hold back a very slight snicker...and a brighter blush...
Eris smiled and chuckled mischievously. "Well that could be fun," She purred, stroking his bright red check very lightly. "Come Goldie, I'll show you my home," She said, standing up.