Kill Bob.

When the portal opens a bunch of yakyakistan yaks say he's not real and destroys him.

Bob is hiding from life.

 

life finds him


bob is a member of a fringe religious group

 

The Ku Klux Klan comes to Bob's house and lynches him.

Bob is a member of ISIS.

 

Bob is killed by a fellow ISIS member because they found out he is gay.

Bob joins the Columbia Record Club.

 

Bob is clubbed to death by Columbians with criminal records.

Bob is at recycling centre.