Dear Princess Celestia, Do events like gods of chaos being released, swarms of carnivorous insects, and rampaging monsters like Ursa Minors and dragons usually happen with such frequency, or are we just on a streak here? Also, why do they always head straight for Ponyville? Your Slightly Disheveled Student, Airstream.
Dear Princess Celestia, I need a new home where people aren't trying to eat me. Sincerely, Nate the donut pony
Dear Princess Celestia. I'm on my way. Give me the Donut-pony or you're lunch. The hungriest pony. Sparky.
Dear Princess Celestia, Thank you for exporting me out of Equestria. This place is pretty nice, I mean THERE'S A FREAKING EMPTY CASTLE AND FIELDS TO FARM, AND AN ENTIRE CLOUD CIVILIZATION. I think I'll be just fine. Sincerely, Nate the donut pony Sent from my resurrected iPhone 3G using Tapatalk
Dear Princess Celestia, Do you do marriages? Oh, and can I have a honeymoon on the moon? You seem to be very good at that. Your Faithful Bard, Poetic
Dear Princess Celestia, I have found out something about women. They all seem to come out of the restroom at the same time. I have concluded that females have the ability to synchronise their bowel movements. Your favourite field scientist, B-Dog
Dear Princess Celestia. Today i learned that even if somepony is made of food.You shouldn't eat them. And what the inside of a stomach looks like. Your less than faithful nutball. Sparky. P.S:Where is Molestia?I need kill her.SHE'S A FREAK!!!
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that hacktivated iPhones do not have the proper stuff to use push notifications. Sincerely, Nate Sent from my resurrected iPhone 3G using Tapatalk
Dear Princess Trollestia, [video]http://www.youtuberepeater.com/watch?v=sCNrK-n68CM[/video] Sincerely, RainbowDash1989
Dear princessCelestia today I learned your big and cubby and cant evin lift your legs up to your stomach while your flying
Dear Princess Celestia PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved
Dear Princess Celestia, Skittles, God I love Skittles. I'm so alone!!!! Your favorite stranger, ~RainbowDash9000