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  1. Mister Asmodeus

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    Why did the filly cross the road?
     
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    To get to Scootlaoo.

    What has happened to me?!
     
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    Have you ever ever?
     
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    No, I've never ever ever.

    Do you even math?
     
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    What ever happened to this?
     
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    cookie?
     
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    Because Wolfe continues to fail to grasp even the most basic of forum games.

    Why do monkeys fling their own feces?
     
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    why do people have pinkie fingers?
     
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    Because its illegal to have purple fingers, duh.

    Why can't my face be yellow with green and purple polkadots?
     
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    Because the patriarchy won't allow it.

    Can I calculate the mass of a chicken using wool as a measurement?
     
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    Only use the City Sidewalk as a measurement when calculating mass of a chicken.

    Why can't I dance like Dancing with the Stars people?
     
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    I don't know, do I like an expert to you!?

    Why does this thread even exist?
     
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    SO we can ask stupid things.

    Can I get adoption rights of Scootaloo without having to register to buy a chicken farm with cows, not chickens, and selling bags of money for 10000 seashells with a funny face scratched on them using an old rusty nail?
     
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    No.


    Why is the yum gone?
     
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    Because it was made into a plush heart at the Pillow Factory and sold.

    Why did I spend 20,000 Seashells to buy only one stupid :trollestia: coin made from dust and stamped with a piece of paper that had been used to write my shopping list on it?
     
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    because im in charge of seashells, and that coin is very rare.

    why does a dog have a crown on its nose during open quack season?
     
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    Because horses are meant to fly but can't , same reason why ducks sink when it hails upside down.

    Why can I only dance on my head when I buy a horse that was singing a love ballad written by Shakesphere on the 50th anniversary of the Second day of my membership on this site?
     
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    who wrote that one story with that one guy who dates that one thing with the orange in that one scene set in that one place near the thing with the other guy..
     
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    Mr. T, he's well-known for writing romance novels.

    Why is a horse?
     
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    Because horse can't have wing.

    How are you this fine day?
     

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