Well good salutations fellow forum-goers. I hope you enjoyed the golden ages of the forums while they lasted, 'cuz now you have to deal with my ugly face. Anyways, I'm just your typical guy browsing around forums, and just thought I might just pop in here. Now your stuck with me. ... Whoopee.
Why I thank you for your warm welcomes and displays of gleeful ponies and mutated reptile dinosaurs. I do hope they aren't carnivores, 'cuz I ain't sharing my ham sandwich. *scuffles about in a dark corner petting his ham sandwich like it was The Ring and he was Smeagol* It's... It's mine... ;m;
Welcome to Every Pony, forum games is a good place to dip your toes into the water. You might have a few people trying to steal your sandwich though.
Curses! I'll be sure to keep a watchful eye out for those scallywags while lurking through the games. After all, "Red in the morning, sailors take warning and hide their ham sandwiches from theiving equines." No, seriously. That's part of the quote. I read it in a book once.
Random is why I'm here! So I'll be-a-hopin' that I'll fit in like turtle and ocean, hat and head, ketchup and French toast, teenager and Call of Duty, and all other good stuff like that. Except Call of Duty. A bit less 'good' and a little more 'meh'. I guess that's what one should expect from a game nicknamed after a fish. Edit: Also, I ain't replying to that Fluttershy post again. It already gave me diabetes once, and when the Flutterbetes strike, they strike hard.
Hello and Welcome to this forum. I hope you'll enjoy your stay here. Keep up with the show too but only if you can.
Oho! You'd best bet I'm enjoying my time spent around Everypony! I mean, it's better than betting on a game of black jack or poker. Besides, your chances of winning are far more slim doing those activities. Save your money, kids.
Good. Weirdness makes things feel more like home. Also, according to Queen Cerali in the forum game 'You were kissed by the user / avatar above you, reaction?', I am a turtle. That is all the evidence of my species gathered at this time, though, so it is probably safe to continue labeling me a 'thing'. But I guess I'm now tropical. Interesting.
