Saber's horn glowed as Asmo turned the same color as the seat of the stool. "Now you can be a stool cushion."
Maya giggled. "That mean you'll sit on his-" Asmo cut her off by reaching forward and shoving his hoof in her mouth. "Don't encourage her. Something tells me this bear has a wider cave than you, Maya."
"Whoa, whoa! That's way too much!" Asmo lightly bapped Saber with the hoof that was just in Maya's mouth. "Ought to wash your mouth out with soap, you." Maya quickly shook her head with a cringe. "Why does he taste like sulfur? Ew."
He shook his head. "Nope. Sorry. Only thing of my kind, nothing to reproduce with, no urge. Think I spelled it out clear enough?"
Asmo tossed the note behind him. "Not lonely, just don't wanna *squee!*. Hard to believe, I know. Now let's talk about other stuff before somepony gets eaten. How about that weather?"
"I have something for you to eat~ but as you wish, for now." Saber said with a smirk. (oh no! 11% battery!)
Nightshade looked up from her drink and glared at the forth wall. "Are you idiots trying to get banned? Keep it PG-13, guys!"
"Yeah, well you're making me uncomfortable." He looked her dead in the eyes. "That takes effort. Stop."