She nodded approvingly. "Would you be interested in a gig? Here, tonight, say... eight o'clock?" Blackout sighed. "Shady, what are you doing? This isn't even..." "I'll pay her. I'm bored, and I want a show."
"Alright then. You'll go on at eight, so we'll need you here a half hour or so early. As for pay, how's two hundred fifty sound?"
Yukina Morisato entered the bar. She looked like a complete mess. She had an expression of tiredness in her face. "Soda. Don't care what brand, just pour it in your largest glass. And leave the bottle." She breathed a sigh. "I guess some people can't take a joke. The whole thing feels like the rejected script for a 'Patch Adams' remake. Oh, but the *BEEP* who start threads like 'what would be like if you had the Turian Race as your servant', THEY get to stay." Yukina's head falls towards the counter in defeat.
(Err... can't help but notice you didn't post in sign-ups. Even with canon characters, I still prefer that.)
ooc: heres the link to the signups just in case. http://www.everypony.com/threads/mayas-bar-sign-ups-always-open.18687/
Yukina Morisato:...it's a long story. Suffice to say, if you die, and you ascend to Heaven, and someone who calls himself "Random Omnipotent Being" offers you a landline between Heaven and his dimension, you better say NO. Look at me! I used to be someone in my home universe! A paragon, a leader, a respectable authority figure! I was supposed to be as good as my mother, as my aunt Skuld, as my aunt Urd! I was gonna be the Champion!...instead, here I am. Drunk on soda. The only drink that can get a goddess from Heaven drunk. I don't have a universe anymore. I don't have a story anymore. Al I have now are memories.... *Yukina starts crying*