"Oh, that's bull*squee!*. Pardon my Prench. Between you and me, I've never seen her crush on anypony before. Not sure what she sees, but it's gotta be something." Asmo walked up on the stage, covered in a strange liquid. He looked up at Night and Maya and waved. Raven continued towards the end of the song. Her Germane pronunciation wasn't perfect, but it was good enough that nobody who didn't know the language wouldn't notice. She quickly pulled a match from her mane, struck it on her chin, and tossed it at Asmo, engulfing him in flames. "Ich brauch Benzin!~" Asmo laughed hysterically as he flailed, an interesting spectacle. He didn't seem to mind the serious burns he was gaining.
Nightshade watched the spectacle, and suddenly cursed. "Buck! We forgot to get somepony to put him out!"
"Well, that definitely is stupid," Maya commented. "Hope he doesn't stage dive. Wanna just bring these clouds over and rain on him a little?"
"That'll work." Nightshade pushed the cloud over Asmo and gave it a kick. She wasn't a weather pony, but knocking rain out of a cloud was a pretty basic trick.
Maya took action by spearing Asmo to the ground and holding him still under the water until the fire was out. She managed to burn her hooves and neck a bit in the process, but it was far from serious. Raven ended the song with an evil laugh and briefly flicked her tongue out.
Saber had been in the bar wtching through the open door. She made her way through the crowd, getting closer to Maya, and Asmo every few minutes.
Asmo and Maya rolled off the stage and flopped down in front of the crowd. Maya told him plainly, "You're a moron. Next time you set yourself on fire, I'm beating you out." Asmo chuckled. "Wow. That's a sick burn." The two couldn't help but share a laugh at the very lame joke. "Sweet Tia, I love volunteers." Raven glanced up at Night before quickly moving on to the next song. Spoiler Denying the lying A million ponies fighting For lives in strife For hope beyond the horizon A dead world A dark path Not even crossroads to choose from All the bloodred Carpets before me Behold this fair creation of the gods My only wish to leave behind All the days of this world An everyday hell of my kingdom come The first rock thrown again Welcome to hell, little Saint Mother Gaia in slaughter Welcome to paradise, Soldier My first cry neverending All life is to fear for life You fool, you wanderer You challenged the gods and lost Save yourself a penny for the ferrymare Save yourself and let them suffer In hope In love This world ain't ready for The Ark Save yourself a penny for the ferrymare Save yourself and let them suffer In hope In love Ponykind works in mysterious ways Welcome down to my Planet Hell Save yourself a penny for the ferrymare Save yourself and let them suffer In hope In love This world ain't ready for The Ark Save yourself a penny for the ferrymare Save yourself and let them suffer In hope In love Ponykind works in mysterious ways
Saber reached them as they finished laughing. "Im on a 'smoke' break. Asmo, you're an idiot. That is all."
"Bars a bit slow, so I figured on coming out to watch from a not so distance. And you two are over here."
"Yeah, us and Night." Maya force-fed Asmo the healing potion. "So Sabe, if I pulled up a new cloud, think you could join us with your freaky magic?"
"Sure." she said, pulling discs from her mane, and velcroing them to her hooves. "Made these myself."
Nightshade landed beside them and pointed to the new clouds she had gathered. "I think that's enough drama for one night. Let's go watch the show."
"Heck yeah let's watch the show!" Maya flew up to the new clouds and perched herself on the far left. Asmo walked up underneath them after coughing from being forcefully healed. He raised himself with a tentacle again, stopping next to Maya. "Maya. If I wasn't terrified of you, I'd break your nose for that. Think I might just pay Night to do it for me."
"How much? Nah, nevermind, if I did that, I'd end up fighting Azrael, and I'm not entirely sure I could beat him in a fair fight."
"And you'll have my husband trying to wipe your brain," Maya added. "Not at all a fun time. Think it's best we just keep our hooves to ourselves. Unless we're-" "Bear with wide cave," Asmo interrupted.
