"Just putting it in perspective for your sake, hon. It took Maya the brainy brawn, Dusty the mind-raper, probably Asmo the Abominable Asshat, and some other monster I don't know about to drop him once. Please don't fight him unless he agrees not to Fatality you."
"You're forgetting something, my dear." Nightshade grinned widely, reach for her own neck, and pulled her head off with a *pop*. "After everything that's happened, I'm basically a Draconequus now. And besides, like I said... just for fun." (Which reminds me, I'm gonna need to overhaul her character sheets now. Also do some new reference images.)
"Mhmm~" As they walked out of the bar, Black knew that the next few hours were definitely going to be an experience...
Raven raised an eyebrow. "Any idea how many people, not just ponies, he's made 'rest in peace'? Sorry. Maya couldn't take him by herself. I couldn't. Asmo couldn't. Dusty couldn't. Berrilyn couldn't. Arch couldn't. Silver... you get the idea."
"That's probably because something said youR name!" Asmo said before continuing to feed the kid crazy conspiracy theories.
Moondust eeped and reached up to Asmo. Surely his new teacher would protect him. Asmo frowned. "Don't startle kids, man, that's just messed up."
"Yeah, well Zer's a grown up. I'm over here, tryinna make sure the child grows up knowing how Equus really works."
"Alright... Celestia snuffed out her sister to reclaim control. But little do the ponies know that Luna would have been a more just ruler. Absolute equality. More nationwide love. Better national defense. Anything yet?"
"....we need both for those things to be possible. the sun or moon alone can't do everything. 'least, that's what Etheran says"
"they can do that, yes, but having just one of them rule wouldn't work as well as both of them. neither of them quite reaches perfection, despite how amazing they are, but together.... that's a different matter."
"Etheran don't know jack *squee!*ing dick." Maya frowned. "Young ears..." "Shut up, he won't remember!"
Berrilyn chuckled. "they refuse to believe anything except the absolute equality of the princesses, for some reason" she said.
Silver Strike walked into the bar and looked around before approaching the counter. "Excuse me, can I have some cider?"