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  1. Fenris Rose

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    Absolute. Remember to mix in some Twinkie DNA, as well.

    I'm almost out of candy.
     
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    Go walk up to any lady on the street and ask for some sugar. It's a kind of secret code, you see.

    When deciding to vote for someone, what is it I should look for like on a checklist?
     
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    Are the constantly smiling and promising things no one could live up to? Thats the guy to vote for.

    I need to get my Mum something for her birthday. What should I get her?
     
    #383 Showtime, Mar 10, 2014
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    ...which was breathing...
     
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    A mail-order husband.

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    Go to Verizon and sue them til' they're bankrupt.

    I got too much debt!
     
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    Quit your job and go to Las Vegas to strike it rich!!

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    Nah, your fiiiiiiine. Just drive it off.

    I need to paint the image of my kidnapper or get shot!
     
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    Take your time and get as much detail as you can. He'll wait for you.

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    Use salad oil, it's cheaper.

    I don't have any energy anymore.
     
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    Drink a month's worth of energy drinks a day, that'll perk you up.

    I got paint on my hands.
     
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    Gasoline gets paint off pretty well.

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    Chainsaws are great for treating scabs.

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    Consult a physician.

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    That's OK. You don't need to work anyway.

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    #395 Rockout E. Stringer, Jul 26, 2016
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    Do it five minutes before you leave the house.

    I hate my job.
     
    #396 Fenris Rose, Jul 27, 2016
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    Stage a formal protest by sitting in the break room all day.

    I'm stuck on the boss level.
     
    #397 Rockout E. Stringer, Jul 30, 2016
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    Cover the console in Mountain Dew!

    I want to reboot a popular franchise from the 80s or 90s with millions of fans all over the world, but I am unfamiliar with the source material.
     
    #398 MorphinBrony, Jul 30, 2016
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    Do it original and never even bother to see what it was first.

    I want to be an astronaut!
     
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    Hitch a ride on a satellite launch. You don't even need a spacesuit! Those are for wimps anyway.

    I disagree with the American political system.
     
    #400 MorphinBrony, Jul 30, 2016
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