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  1. Blackened Blue

    Blackened Blue The Element of Metal
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    Raid the white house.

    My spoon is too big.
     
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    Cut the sides of your mouth so it will fit.

    I've got a whopper headache.
     
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    M14Brony Turns the friggin' frogs gay.
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    Yell at it until it goes away.

    I want to earn another (higher) college degree without burning myself out between the courses and going to work.
     
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    Quit your job and make your parents support you while you go to college.

    I need to convince people not to vote for Hillary.
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Just tell them vote for Trump or you're a butt nugget.

    I have a growth on my foot.
     
    #405 Rockout E. Stringer, Aug 1, 2016
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    M14Brony Turns the friggin' frogs gay.
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    Amputate your entire foot to make sure the growth is gone.

    I want to continue gaining physical strength.
     
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    MorphinBrony Me me big boy
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    Eat a lot of junk food and trans fats. Also, stop exercising.

    I want to go to Equestria, but I don't want to build an interdimensional portal.
     
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    Just take acid while watching MLP. You'll BE there!!

    There is a mouse in my bathroom.
     
    #408 Rockout E. Stringer, Aug 3, 2016
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    Usagi Convoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
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    make a trail of cheese to your bedroom.

    My Neighbor is noisy.
     
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    Be even noisier, that'll teach 'em!

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    Steal her supply and sell them as "new and improved" for a higher price.

    The snack machine stole my dollar.
     
    #411 Rockout E. Stringer, Aug 10, 2016
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    Insert the rest of your money to persuade it to give you your dollar back.

    I tried to get a glass of Water. Things didn't go as planned and everything is on fire.
     
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    Everything is as it should be. Do nothing.

    I don't wanna go to work today.
     
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    Usagi Convoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
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    Call up you boss and play



    Really loud.

    Honestly I don't much care for that video....

    Oh yes my problem....

    I've been kidnapped by aliens and I need to escape.
     
    #414 Usagi Convoy, Aug 12, 2016
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    Jump out of their Ship and swim through space back to Earth.

    My Computer runs slow.
     
    #415 furbyguy, Aug 14, 2016
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Put on spurs and heel kick it. Works on horses.

    I keep getting those damn Railgun errors.
     
    #416 Rockout E. Stringer, Aug 15, 2016
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    Reload the Railgun and try again.
    I don't know how to dispose of all my unused OCs.
     
    #417 furbyguy, Aug 15, 2016
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    When in doubt, delete everything in your hard drive just to make sure.

    I've got a headache.
     
    #418 Rockout E. Stringer, Aug 15, 2016
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    Play a game in Virtual Reality. Fight fire with fire!

    I just hallucinated that there was a shadowy bug crawling on my leg.
     
    #419 furbyguy, Aug 15, 2016
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Time to amputate!!

    I didn't get any tax money back.
     
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