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  1. M14Brony

    M14Brony Turns the friggin' frogs gay.
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    Resort to tax evasion the next time to avoid dealing with such an issue.

    I need more bookshelves.
     
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    Get Earthy! Build your own out of leaves and sticks!

    My clock is wrong.
     
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    Invent a time machine. Go back to a time when your clock was set correctly. Take the clock from that time period and bring it back to the present. Beware of time-warping space octopuses.

    I wish I would collaborate on music with more people.
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Play in the streets of a populated area. Someone will come along.

    I need money to pay bills.
     
    #424 Rockout E. Stringer, Aug 20, 2016
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    Just borrow some no matter how high the rate.

    I need a time machine to be able to do multiple things at once!
     
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    Travel to a time where Time Machines exist.

    I need ca$h fast.
     
    #426 furbyguy, Aug 20, 2016
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    Usagi Convoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
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    Write ca$h on every piece of paper you find in crayon.

    I killed someone. Where do I hide the body?
     
    #427 Usagi Convoy, Aug 21, 2016
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    Put it in front of the Police station. They'd never expect it there!

    I want to fly.
     
    #428 furbyguy, Aug 21, 2016
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    My back itches.
     
    #429 Rockout E. Stringer, Aug 22, 2016
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    Usagi Convoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
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    Use a chain saw to scratch it.

    I want to patent my chainsaw back scratcher idea?
     
    #430 Usagi Convoy, Aug 22, 2016
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    Go to the Pentagon. Tell them a Furby sent you.

    I wanted to go to the kitchen to get a midnight snack. I took a wrong turn somewhere and now i'm in Equestria. I'm not sure how to get back.
     
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    Eat the grass and you'll wake up... maybe.

    There's a chicken in my garage!
     
    #432 Rockout E. Stringer, Aug 23, 2016
  13. M14Brony

    M14Brony Turns the friggin' frogs gay.
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    Burn down the garage to deny it a hiding spot.

    I need to consult with an attorney.
     
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    Usagi Convoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
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    Find the nearest manhole and climb in. A lawyer will be with you shortly.

    I don't have enough money for food.
     
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    Just buy some more money.

    My laptop's battery is fried.
     
    #435 furbyguy, Aug 24, 2016
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    Eat it with some tater salad.

    My sink keeps rattling when I use it.
     
    #436 Rockout E. Stringer, Aug 29, 2016
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    Smash it with a hammer till it stops rattling.

    My dog ate my homework.
     
    #437 Usagi Convoy, Aug 31, 2016
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    MorphinBrony Me me big boy
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    Fish through his poop to find it.

    I want to flee to Canada.
     
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    Construct a plane out of cardboard boxes and rubber bands to fly there.

    I have no idea how to be an adult.
     
    #439 furbyguy, Aug 31, 2016
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    Ask your three year old daughter.

    Some one is going around giving kids to people that don't have any.
     
    #440 Usagi Convoy, Aug 31, 2016
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