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  1. M14Brony

    M14Brony Turns the friggin' frogs gay.
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    File a frivolous lawsuit against Mars to get money to pay the dental bills.

    I need TP for my bunghole!
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Pull it, pull it hard

    I have a dread of Pokemon.
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Hide in your closet. They can't get you there.

    I broke a guitar string.
     
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    Ooh, that's not good. You're gonna have to get a whole new Guitar. I recommend the most expensive one in our store.

    I got fired for lying to Customers.
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Deny deny deny!! You never lied the truth is just too painful sometimes!

    My toe is on fire.
     
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    Drench yourself in Gasoline to become Ghost Rider.

    My OC caught on fire.
     
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    Steal someone elses. Especially if they're not using them.

    Snow ate the wires to my laptop.
     
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    Leave the snow out to melt.

    HE'S ON MY SIX! I CAN'T SHAKE 'EM!
     
    #469 furbyguy, Sep 11, 2016
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    Stay in one place he'll ignore you.

    Okay off topic back story, Snow is a Snow Agumon ( http://digimon.wikia.com/wiki/SnowAgumon ) he belong to a friend of mine on the Digimon Social Board of Gamefaqs and he loved to chew on wires for some reason. Now to go back on topic.

    White kids are telling me Black Lives Matter so the should be able to come into our store when we have a sign posted no minors after 10 PM.
     
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    Remind them that no lives matter, then set them on fire.

    My aunt is dating a liberal douchebag who won't stop trying to argue with me on Facebook and I want to punch him in his stupid face.
     
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    Give him a big hug next time you see him. Don't forget the puppy dog eyes.

    The loading time on my Wii U's browser is SO SLOW!!!
     
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    Tape a rocket to it to make it go faster.

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    Watch ever episode of MLP starting from Escape from midnight Castle to FIM. Make sure to watch G3 backwards or it won't work.

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    Show up in nothing but underpants to show you are confident and a risk-taker.

    I have a date.
     
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    Prince of the night The secret Tyro~
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    Walk in making a power ranger style entrance, then decide to leave withouth paying before your date

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    Sit on top of the care and make police car noises.

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    Construct a giant magnet to find them with.

    I want to be a superhero.
     
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    Eat 20 tons of irradiated peanut butter.

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