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  1. furbyguy

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    Build a spaceship and fly to the moon. Less gravity means you'll effectively weigh less.

    I need to devise a master plan to take ov- uh, I mean liberate Equestria.
     
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    Just dive headfirst into your TV.

    I really need some food right now.
     
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    Eat the next food commercial you see.

    I can use a massage.
     
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    Rub against a table leg like a cat.

    I'm being ninja'd left and right.
     
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    Learn kung fu.

    My back hurts.
     
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    Remove your spine

    How do I get over my resentment of cameras?
     
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    Smash every camera you see. Even if it's not yours.

    My plushies are all staring at me!!
     
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    Remove all of their eyes.

    I want a lemur.
     
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    Pick up one that was run over. They don't run away.

    My Hatsune Miku figure won't stand up.
     
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    Threaten to lock her in a room with the 80's Turtles if she doesn't start standing properly.

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    Replace it with Waspinator's. Has the same effect.

    I'm full from pasta.
     
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    There's still room for ice cream!!!

    I'm out of masking tape.
     
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    Nothing a little masking tape can't fix. Wait...

    I'm confused.
     
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    Try searching for answers on WebMD

    I'm hungry.
     
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    Swallow your tongue.

    I can't find the channel changer.
     
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    "Simple, you just get up and change the channel" - Raven

    I can't put down this book.
     
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    Set it on fire, it'll loosen your grip.

    The decals in my model kit are all cracked.
     
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    Smoke the cracks in it!

    My butt needs to be prettier!!!!
     
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    Take out the obscene parts of it.
     
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    I have no badvice to give!!

    TDF broke the combo.
     

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