(It's a roleplay. Just role with it.) Blackout sighed. "Midnight, how'd you like to help me drag this one back to the bar?" Playtime was over. He had his orders, and he wasn't leaving without Midnight AND Star.
(Midnight can open shadow gates, you need more Zelda in your life.... Meanwhile, observe) Midnight smiled, SHE LOVED USING HER POWERS. "Sure, i'm sure it won't hurt too much" she giggled to herself. She glanced at Star and trotted over to her, "Hey hey, guess what. You wan't adventure, You might regret wishing that" she snorted. Her horn glowed and a portal opened, sucking the lot of them though, it closed quickly after. Both Blackout and Star landed roughly on separate bar tables. Midnight sat on the bar and high-fived Screwball who was floating nearby. The tables and chairs began levitating randomly "Oh you meant the bar with Silver in? Sorry welcome to the Chaos Realm, meet Screwball, shes a funny friend of mine." she giggled. Screwball blew a raspberry as a response. The portal gate began to flop and sag, it then turned into a pineapple, Midnight began playing cards with Screwball, ontop of the pineapple, "You got any Twilight Sparkles?" she asked, Screwball responded with a raspberry, and Midnight picked up a card from the deck. She then tossed down four twilight Sparkles, "Never mind" she replied. She glanced at Star and Blackout "take a seat" she offered, she pointed at two chairs which turned into Cactus, "Careful, they get abit spiky" she giggled, Screwball let out a small giggle as well. Midnight turned back to the card game. A cloud flew though the window and then materialized as Discord, or more accurately, the one from Midnight's dimension. He glanced at Star and Blackout, this would be fun indeed.
Blackout sighed. "Bloody hell." He pulled out his communication crystal and informed Silver of what had happened. ***************************************************************************** Silver put away his own crystal after speaking to Blackout and shook his head. "Raven. You have access to the Chaos Realm, correct?"
Discord snapped his finger and the communication crystal turned into the banana. Midnight began to giggle while Screwball blew another rasberry, "oh a classic, my turn" Midnight giggled, her horn glowed and Blackout's outfit turned into a clown, Discord began to chuckle and began cycling around Star and Blackout, juggling several bowling balls. Screwball meanwhile floated over to Star and dropped a bucket of water over her, Discord then turned it into whipped cream. Midnight burst into laughter, "oh this is too precious, I need to take a picture" she howled, she took several snaps before turning the banana into a pie, which then made its way into Blackouts face. "oppsy"
Blackout shrugged, picked up a beer bottle, and smashed it over the Lord of Chaos' head. The bar fell silent for a moment, and then a brawl broke out and the Chaos Realm bar descended into, well... chaos.
Midnight watched and then blinked as Blackout was eventually tied up "you picked a fight with Discord, in his realm?" she said with a snort, "Hows that going for you?" she asked. Discord then slapped Blackout with the giant cactus. Midnight thought that looked painful, though it was better then how Star had fared. She was currently tied up with a sock in her mouth. "Sheesh, Blackout, now, if you want to leave, you need to do me a really small favor" she said sweetly. "say my Shadow Magic, Might be better then yours"
"Highly unlikely," Blackout grunted, blasting a cloud of inky darkness towards Discord. The Draconequus' magic faltered in the cloud, and Blackout freed himself in moments. While Discord was distracted, he ran over and untied Star. "We should have a way out any minute now. Hold tight 'til then."
(Round of applause for Midnight,the discount Discord who is friends with...Discord. I know she's an Alicorn and all but I dont think even the princesses can do that. but what do I know? I'm just supposed to role with it.) "This place is giving me a migraine...and I'm not gonna go interdimensional time traveling with a headache like this."
"Perfect Star, looks like you finally want to stop adventuring, now i've brought you all here for a reason" she grinned, Midnight snorted amused and clapped her hooves together, the room began to lose focus and Discord and Screwball. "Shadous Recortus" she chanted, Screwball and Discord slowly lost there color and returned into stone statues, the actual location was a small cave, deep underground. On the stone throne was another statue, which looked alot like Midnight. Next to the throne was another stone statue though this was of a mirror, "So if you would like to free me, that would be great" she remarked, then the Shadow form of midnight vanished. Leaving the empty cave and statues.
Silver shook his head. "No, we just need a target." ******************************************************* Cricket, as a Changeling, was a natural empath. So when Raven focused on the Chaos Realm, she was able to get a vague picture of where it was. After a bit of searching, she located Blackout and established a mental connection. ******************************************************** Blackout nodded as he heard Cricket's voice faintly in his head, calling him home. She would be his beacon. In one swift motion, he grabbed Star and Midnight, and teleported the three of them back to Maya's Bar.
"I just hit up Maya," Asmo said. "She, uhh, isn't exactly happy with what you fillies are doing. She's on her way." Navaja chuckled. "I do not envy you. Her file makes her out to be... A bona fide badass nopony in the Guild even wants to touch, more or less." ~~~~~~~~~ After the ordeal, Raven came back to Equestria, beelining from her drop-off in Manehattan back to the bar.
(Standing on the Path through Time, watching all this happen.) Note to self, don't try to show anypony from that World something like this again. Oh well. I tried. *The Door of Time in the bar shattered into rapidly vanishing sparks, with Architect still on the Path.*
Maya arrived at the bar long before Raven. How she arrived so fast was a mystery. She swung the door open hard, nearly throwing it off the hinges. Saddlebags were secured on her waist. She was pretty pissed off, glaring around the bar. "Where's the *squee!* for brains that broke my daughter's wing, tried to take over the world, then broke timespace? I'm not asking twice."
Silver stood up, blocking Midnight from her view. "Before you continue, I would like to remind you that she is currently under the protection of the princesses, so I cannot allow you to hurt her... badly."
"Never said I was one to follow the law to a T, Silver. That her you're pretty clearly hiding from me?" Asmo cackled. "Wonder if she'll get the earful or the smackdown."