But where is purple *squee!* horse oh wait sorry my inner lost took over me. I mean wheres adorable glim glam?
Seriously, never go to a Hooters in a tourist area. That's where the put the hottest, and usually the most incompetent, waitresses. I mean, for *squee!*'s sake. Last time I went to the Hooter's on Madeira Beach, I ended up walking out after thirty minutes because the *squee!*ing bimbo of a bartender wouldn't look up from her phone long enough to bring me my damn beer! I was just glad I hadn't actually gotten anything at that point. God knows how long it would taken to get the check.