King of the Hill!

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  1. Usagi Convoy

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    Rid, the old hill crumbled, are you drunk again?
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    *bends time and space*

    *sits on king's head becoming king's head king* or something...
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    I replace your hair with charcoal.
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    I do not sit on your head. :derp:
     
  5. Mister Asmodeus

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    I sit on your head. You are now my hill.
     
  6. Usagi Convoy

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    Am I king now? I'm starting to loose track of what's the hill.
     
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    The Hill is love. The Hill is life. Sit on everything.
     
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  9. Mister Asmodeus

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    I fear not a shotgun I have missiles.

    *Launches missiles, everyone but Asmo is hit.*

    ... I forgot my aim still suck...ouch....
     
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    People with only missiles are not permitted to own hills. It's mine now!
     
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    I didn't own the Hill, Asmo still did. My last attempt to take it over failed, but now I won't. You took over the hill without properly ascertaining the current king as such the ruler-ship of the his reverts to the last person to post before you. Also your bit about missiles is only relevant in the state of California. You should really do your research.
     
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    And while you're doing that, I'm just gonna take the hill.

    Mine.
     
  14. Mister Asmodeus

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    I use diplomacy to talk you out of the hill.
     
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    And I'll use diplomacy to get it back.

    ...

    Yeah, nah, I don't even believe me on this one.

    I actually use a bazooka.
     
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    How could take the hill from me while I sent Blackened to do research?

    *Uses the Key to Vector Sigma to turn Ridley into a metal statue.*

    Well that takes care of that. I am once more king.
     
  17. Mister Asmodeus

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    You seem to have fallen asleep thanks to inactivity. I carry you to bed. My hill.
     
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    Unfortunatley Trixie was practicing magic again so she turned you into a teacup. Which I am now sipping from on top of this hill.
     
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    What in the hell is all this hippie crap?

    *Turns Tilgo into ice and smashes him with an oversized hammer*

    I'm see that I'm the King now, anyone else wanna challenge my rule?
     
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    *makes propane illegal*
    *takes over hill while you weep uncontrollably*
     
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