I fear not a shotgun I have missiles. *Launches missiles, everyone but Asmo is hit.* ... I forgot my aim still suck...ouch....
I didn't own the Hill, Asmo still did. My last attempt to take it over failed, but now I won't. You took over the hill without properly ascertaining the current king as such the ruler-ship of the his reverts to the last person to post before you. Also your bit about missiles is only relevant in the state of California. You should really do your research.
And I'll use diplomacy to get it back. ... Yeah, nah, I don't even believe me on this one. I actually use a bazooka.
How could take the hill from me while I sent Blackened to do research? *Uses the Key to Vector Sigma to turn Ridley into a metal statue.* Well that takes care of that. I am once more king.
Unfortunatley Trixie was practicing magic again so she turned you into a teacup. Which I am now sipping from on top of this hill.
What in the hell is all this hippie crap? *Turns Tilgo into ice and smashes him with an oversized hammer* I'm see that I'm the King now, anyone else wanna challenge my rule?