King of the Hill!

Asks Sans from Undertale too take you too dinner. I took over while you where gone.

 

*releases Xenomorths on the hill*

As a robot they don't even see me so while you run to get something to fight them off with. I am king.

 

*Uses Omega Beams to vaporise the Xenomorphs and Lio*

Nah. I think I'd rather be an Emperor then a King, has a nicer ring to it~

 

*Sneaks up behind Crimson while he's busy thinking about Emperor being the better title, nudging him of the hill*

"I'll name this hill, my hill"

 

*Returns with a horde of Velociraptors that attack Fast Riff.*

Might not be well known, but Omega Beams don't always kill. They sent Batman through time, and turned a clone of Lobo into stone. So now I'm king again.

 

*Taps Lio and causes him to fall off the hill*

Gee, sounds like a terrible plot device

 

*emerges from underneath the hill, knocking Crim off* Mine.

 

*Pulls the rug underneat Blacky and causes him to fall down*

Oops

 

*Didn't actually fall from just being tapped and kicks Crim off the mountain*

Seriously, I'm a giant robot, but would just tapping me cause me to fall down? Even some my own size would need to shove me, a tap won't do squat.

 

*Throws water on you, causing you to short-circuit in a flash of electricity and die*

Nah mate

 

Never watched Transformers have you. Water's not going to do squat. Seriously it's not that I'm against getting knocked down, the point of the game is to get knocked down and then get up again, but come on I'm supposed to accept thing that won't hurt me?

 

*Throws 'special' water that kills you instead of normal water*

 

Yeah, this fancy crap is boring.

*punches everything until the hill is mine*

 

*Pushes over*