The Vending Machine!

you get 3d zelda!

I insert a sink

 

You get a hole

I insert a book of poems

 

you get a book of long stories

i insert a coin

 

You get a robot version.

*Inserts a railroad crossing sign.*

 

You get steel wool

Inserts Starlight Glimmer in the hopes to never see her again.

 

You get Alicorn Glim Glam.

*inserts the Space Core*

 

You get pills that promise longer stronger hair.

I insert Alicorn Glim Glams severed head.

 

You get a bucket of fried chicken.

*inserts a revived Alicorn Glim Glam*

 

You get the script for the Finale of the show.

<inserts documents describing the existence of Area 51>

 

You die in a freak accident entirely unrelated to the unmarked black helicopters seen nearby.

*inserts a quarter*

 

You get a flipbook depicting my daring, James Bond style escape and death faking.

<inserts Ultron>

 

You get salmonella.

*inserts Hulk Hogan*