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  1. Fenris Rose

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold.

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly,

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway

    fixed
     
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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift_

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift_ always

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to

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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to slurp

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  19. Fenris Rose

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to slurp all

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  20. Crimson Lionheart

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to slurp all the

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