Corrupt Wishes

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    Granted. But they all speak in a different language.

    I wish I can teleport
     
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    Granted. You end up in a car... that is in the crusher.

    I wish I could speak every language in the world.
     
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    Granted. That world is Jupiter. You understand no language.

    I wish I could get some more this this morning.
     
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    Granted. You have so much this that you are drowning in it.

    I wish my internet wasn't so slow.
     
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    Granted. You now have the fastest internet in the world. Enjoy living is South Korea.

    I wish I could find the parts I need to fix my Cannondale.
     
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    Granted! You find all the parts. You cannot afford them. Ever.

    I wish things were better.
     
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    Granted. They are only marginally better than nothing at all.

    I wish for a new truck.
     
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    Granted. You probably should have specified "not Hot Wheels."

    I wish for invincibility.
     
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    Granted, you are caught in the same moment forever, never moving, never feeling anything, but quite invincible... forever.

    I wish the ants would go away.
     
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    Granted. They all burned along with your house.

    I wish my neck was fixed.
     
    #5850 Rockout E. Stringer, Nov 7, 2017
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    Granted. It's fixed. In that position. The one that makes it hurt so much you can't get to sleep.

    I wish people weren't such jerks.
     
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    Granted. They kill you with their kindness.

    I wish I had my own anime series.
     
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    Granted. Turns out it's the worst anime ever made.

    I wish I could get laid.
     
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    Granted. Look forward to 18 years of child support for triplets.

    I wish I could speak to animals.
     
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    Granted. However, you are not very fluent in animal, so you will often end up saying complete nonsense to them, resulting in, for example, a dog staring at you in confusion when told that your ravioli pentagon was leaking.

    I wish for more wishes.
     
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    Granted. You get one more. *not valid in this or any other dimension or realm of existence or non-existence.

    I wish my cold would go away.
     
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    Granted. Enjoy your flu!

    I wish I had a car.
     
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    Granted. It gets 1 mile per gallon and knocks horribly after a few minutes.

    I wish I could marry my Skyrim character Marina.
     
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    Granted. The marriage was a sham, she divorces you and takes everything you own.

    I wish I was a little bit taller.
     
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    Granted, you are now exactly 1 nanometer taller.

    I wish I could fly.
     
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