Granted. You end up in a car... that is in the crusher. I wish I could speak every language in the world.
Granted. That world is Jupiter. You understand no language. I wish I could get some more this this morning.
Granted. You now have the fastest internet in the world. Enjoy living is South Korea. I wish I could find the parts I need to fix my Cannondale.
Granted, you are caught in the same moment forever, never moving, never feeling anything, but quite invincible... forever. I wish the ants would go away.
Granted. It's fixed. In that position. The one that makes it hurt so much you can't get to sleep. I wish people weren't such jerks.
Granted. However, you are not very fluent in animal, so you will often end up saying complete nonsense to them, resulting in, for example, a dog staring at you in confusion when told that your ravioli pentagon was leaking. I wish for more wishes.
Granted. You get one more. *not valid in this or any other dimension or realm of existence or non-existence. I wish my cold would go away.
Granted. It gets 1 mile per gallon and knocks horribly after a few minutes. I wish I could marry my Skyrim character Marina.
Granted. The marriage was a sham, she divorces you and takes everything you own. I wish I was a little bit taller.