Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. You are now that lawn mower.

    I wish today was tomorrow.
     
    #5861 Dragonbait, Nov 22, 2017
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    Granted. You only had one day to live.

    I wish fried chicken was considered health food.
     
    #5862 Rockout E. Stringer, Nov 23, 2017
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    Granted. Chickens are now extinct.

    I wish Rockout lost all her hair ties.
     
    #5863 Dragonbait, Nov 23, 2017
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    Granted. I now tie my hair back with all of your socks.

    I wish I was good at video games.
     
    #5864 Rockout E. Stringer, Nov 27, 2017
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    Granted. You are now drowning in debt because you spent all your credit card money on Star Wars Battlefront II lootboxes. But hey, sense of pride and achievement, right?

    I wish I was a good artist.
     
    #5865 MorphinBrony, Nov 28, 2017
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    Granted. You can only draw pictures of Justin Bieber.

    I wish my truck had a laser blaster.
     
    #5866 Rockout E. Stringer, Nov 29, 2017
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    Granted. Everything explodes.

    I wish I didn't have to stay up for work tonight.
     
    #5867 Dragonbait, Dec 1, 2017
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    Granted. You're now unemployed.

    I wish I had a time machine.
     
    #5868 MorphinBrony, Dec 1, 2017
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    Granted, it only works for moving backwards 1 second and takes 10 seconds to warm up before each use.

    I wish I could play harmonica well.
     
    #5869 Dragonbait, Dec 1, 2017
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    Granted. You only know how to play "Scotland the Brave." Backwards.

    I wish I could see into the future.
     
    #5870 MorphinBrony, Dec 1, 2017
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    Granted. You know you are going to die in 30 seconds.

    I wish the kids in school understood me back in the day.
     
    #5871 Rockout E. Stringer, Dec 4, 2017
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    Granted, they understood you; they just don't care.

    I wish matter replicators were readily available.
     
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    Granted. They replicate all the things you hate.

    I wish the fish were a dish I could squish.
     
    #5873 Rockout E. Stringer, Dec 11, 2017
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    Granted. But every time you squish a dish of fish, a woodchuck named Chuck chucks wood at you.

    I wish I knew how to play the saxophone.
     
    #5874 MorphinBrony, Dec 12, 2017
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    Granted. All you know how to play is this.



    I wish I could create a successful meme.
     
    #5875 Rockout E. Stringer, Dec 16, 2017
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