That's kind of rude. I'd rather have a kitty myself. But I can barely afford to keep myself fed, and I have to many legos and small things a kitty could accidentally eat.
Kitties are smart enough to not eat legos. At least all the ones that haven't died from eating legos.
So you're saying I'm not allowed to not care? Now THAT, my dear Lio, is rude and very not cash money of you.
There are many reason to swear~ Including when you know someone will react hilariously to you swearing~
It's at times like these that I like to remember some old Irish sayings, like Kiss the Blarney Stone Top of the Morning to You I'd Like to Smash You in the Face with My Shillelagh