The Person Above You

^ finds a random Japaneses chewing gum evil...

 

^ Confused a fruit chew for gum.

 

^ likes gum

 

^ enjoys watching people eat gum and takes note of everyone who does and doesn't.

 

^Doesn't assume TDF is just assuming things. Seriously why would a robot chew gum?

 

^ forgets about probability. There could be a gum chewing robot.

 

^ knows how things work.

 

^ knows how to work on a robot

 

^ confused an elbow for a knee joint.

 

^ knows the functions of those junctions.

 

^ maybe trying to make me look like something I am not.

 

^Loooks like a changling.

 

^ looks like a Transformer

 

^ looks like the most awesome pony in Equestria~

 

^Has everything is awesome stuck in her head.

Now I want to see if someone had done a version of that song sung by Rainbowdash.

 

^ is thinking of "Awesome As I Want To Be?"

 

^ knows that it's too awesome for mortal ears.

 

^Knows that she has a collection of replica mortal ears.