*Teleports the army away.* Sigh What's with you people and pushing buttons too much. I want Usagi to get over her hatred of Hamsters not strengthen it. They eat their young and their dead, they are EVIL! They are small little rodents that people oddly think are cute. I've always been more of a cat person, but different strokes for different folk. THEY ARE EVIL! Usagi, you're only eleven, trust me you don't know what evil is. Although triggering a homicidal rampage from a child is fairly evil. What you guys did to Crysal she still hasn't properly recovered, but she was a poorly programmed AI, I can't believe you tried pushing a child over the edge. Father maybe I should take Usagi away from here. No we just need to change the subject and she'll calm down and find something else to call evil. She hasn't done that too much, has she? Three times at least. One of them was my fault. Wait, she said Disney was evil too didn't she that would be four times. Disney, Spam, Plushies, and Hamsters. Although Hamsters is the only thing to trigger violence. She's stated at least two dislikes anthomorphs and yogurt. Isn't Disney actually evil? Also does you Kitsune form count as an anthomorph? Not sure. I mean she just has ears and a tail. Does that count as an antormorph?
Why would hamster destroying cats bother me. I'd buy a lot. We are not getting another cat. Yes I like cats, but one is enough thank you.
Angry children bite. Hamsters bite. Q.E.D. Angry children are hamsters. You must accept what you are, only then can you truly heal.
I'm eleven and I know how stupid that is. Hamsters eat their childen, children don't eat their children. Usagi has never bit anyone anyway. She did launch missiles at a pervert on two occasions.
Mommy said killing people is bad and even though I missed the perverts, the collateral damage was too much. Kimi showed me how to castrate them instead. Mommy, is Dr. Phil still mad at me? Yes, the restraining order has been renewed. I can't remember who's dumb idea it was, but when Usagi was six we were going to be on an episode about children not calling their male parents daddy. Usagi was still in her eat anything and everything that she could phase, she had eaten several of the make-up artist brushes and one of the other children dared her to eat Dr.Phil's chair. Then one of the camera men flirted with Grimlock, and after he didn't get the hint Grimlock broke his hand. When Usagi found out about this despite the Cameraman already having a broken hand Usagi kicked him in the shin for not respecting Grimlock, this resulted in him having a broken leg to go with his hand. I don't think I can recall half the things that went wrong that day, but Usagi and none of my family is allowed anywhere near Dr. Phil. I think I recall Usagi trying to give Dr. Phil hair as well. Oh right... and because she's not good at altering others His eyebrowes and nose hair ended up six feet long. I'm better at it now. I can't completely alter others like mommy can, but I can castrate perverts and give bald people hair.
Mommy can transform people with just a touch. Because the femto-scaled machines that flow in father blood, when he's in an organic form are smaller than molecules it allows him to rearrange the structures of others. Normally he doesn't do so directly, because people tend to complain about it.
Who are you talking about? In father's case he has no aim with projectile weapons. Usagi can't quite control her femtites at fathers level, several times when she's used them on others she hasn't had the expected results. Neither of them can use magic. I can, cause I'm a clone of a Mazoku, but I'd rather use science.
