Mister Asmodeus

The Element of Asmo, 28, from Kokomo, Indiana

Community Moderator Veteran

https://www.everypony.com/xfa-blog-entry/im-out.3814/ Dec 3, 2020

Mister Asmodeus was last seen:: Dec 3, 2020

1. Mister Asmodeus
  Sweet, Walmart wants me.
  
  May 4, 2016
  1. Fenris Rose, Metro, RainbowDash9000 and 1 other person Bro hoofed this.
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  3. Blackened Blue
    http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--TUOCVzv3--/1314218440665048495.gif
    
    May 4, 2016
    
    Mister Asmodeus bro hoofs this.
  4. Mister Asmodeus
    http://i1298.photobucket.com/albums/ag58/theassvengers/ColbertScreaming_zpsddbfa054.gif
    
    May 4, 2016
    
    Fenris Rose and Metro bro hoofs this.
  5. Blackened Blue
    https://media.giphy.com/media/T4UgXUyYcsvHW/giphy.gif
    
    May 4, 2016
2. Mister Asmodeus
  Enzo Amore is injured, and I am sad.
  
  May 2, 2016
  1. Fenris Rose and Metro bro hoofs this.
3. Mister Asmodeus
  Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But scream it in German because life is also scary and confusing.
  
  Apr 29, 2016
  1. Metro, MorphinBrony, Fenris Rose and 1 other person Bro hoofed this.
  2. Blackened Blue
    I prefer to do it this way. https://youtu.be/P_fcUuJ0V7o?t=37s
    
    Apr 29, 2016
  3. Sorunome
    Good thing that I live in germany ;)
    
    Apr 29, 2016
    
    Lunar_Skies bro hoofs this.
  4. Mister Asmodeus
    @Sorunome ICH LIEBE DICH!!! <3
    
    Apr 29, 2016
    
    Fenris Rose, Metro and MorphinBrony bro hoofed this.
4. Mister Asmodeus
  http://i.imgur.com/1h7HseD.jpg
  
  Apr 29, 2016
  1. Fenris Rose, Metro and Berry Punch bro hoofed this.
5. Metro
  I hope you're having a WHALE of a time.
  
  Apr 27, 2016
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  2. Mister Asmodeus
    That was unbearable.
    
    Apr 27, 2016
    
    Fenris Rose bro hoofs this.
6. Mister Asmodeus
  I can't get a job because I don't have experience because I can't get a job because I don't have experience because I can't get a job becau-
  
  Apr 26, 2016
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  3. LostSanity
    You're preaching to quire man. I've been looking for something paralegal-related for 1+ years now and STILL haven't found anything...
    
    Apr 26, 2016
  4. Mister Asmodeus
    I am frustrated. My only experience is in janitorial work, and nobody seems to need an extra janitor, so that doesn't matter. I try to apply at a grocery store, and there's much older people applying for the same job, so I'm *squee!*ed on that front. Nobody needs a brave guinea pig for any uni experiments. And all the while, I'm being told by my family it's my hair, despite near everyone in my town having grown out hair.
    
    Apr 26, 2016
    
    Fenris Rose bro hoofs this.
  5. Tyro D. Fox
    Wow! I know exactly what you mean. I've been in the same position for a few years. My best advice is to not only stick with it but to think about moving outside of the box and looking where you wouldn't expect to find something. Maybe an apprenticeship or a desk job you didn't know was there.
    
    Apr 27, 2016
7. Mister Asmodeus
  Beer and Motorhead. Now all I need is my keys.
  
  Apr 23, 2016
  1. Fenris Rose and Metro bro hoofs this.
8. Mister Asmodeus
  My stomach's in knots; while your box is so full, mine's perpetually empty.
  
  Apr 19, 2016
  1. Fenris Rose, Metro and Blackened Blue bro hoofed this.
  2. Blackened Blue
    MY STOMACH IS A GRAVEYARD
    NO LIVING BEING CAN QUENCH MY BLOODTHIRST
    I SWALLOW MY ENEMIES WHOLE
    ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE KENTUCKY FRIED
    
    Apr 19, 2016
9. Mister Asmodeus
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs China.
  
  Apr 18, 2016
  1. Fenris Rose and Metro bro hoofs this.
10. Mister Asmodeus
  I may need assistance. Paypal's not letting me send payments with my prepaid Visa. Any possible solutions?
  
  Apr 16, 2016
  1. Fenris Rose and Metro bro hoofs this.
11. Mister Asmodeus
  I am a real Equestrian! Fight for the rights of every mare!
  
  Apr 10, 2016
  1. Fenris Rose and Metro bro hoofs this.
  2. Blackened Blue
    http://orig00.deviantart.net/3f32/f/2012/300/9/1/ponified_hulk_hogan_by_kuren247-d5j446h.png Excuse the Pony Creator.
    
    Apr 10, 2016
    
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12. Mister Asmodeus
  It takes a lot to make a stew!
  
  Apr 9, 2016
  1. Fenris Rose and Metro bro hoofs this.
  2. Blackened Blue
    That it does.
    
    Apr 9, 2016
  3. Saber Scratch
    especially if its pony stew, cause then you gotta butcher the meat yourself. nopony sells it anymore.
    
    Apr 9, 2016
  4. Lord Architect
    @saberscratch88 Unless you know somepony...... *AHEM AHEM*
    
    Apr 9, 2016
13. Disappeared
  I see you are still using my messy profile picture.......... I t needs some touch ups.....
  
  Apr 5, 2016
  2. Mister Asmodeus
    I'll live.
    
    Apr 5, 2016
    
    Disappeared bro hoofs this.
14. Mister Asmodeus
  Everything hurts. Send... caffeine. X_X
  
  Apr 5, 2016
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  3. Mister Asmodeus
    Because caffeine!
    
    Apr 5, 2016
    
    Fenris Rose and Metro bro hoofs this.
  4. Lord Architect
    Why does everything hurt?
    
    Apr 6, 2016
  5. Mister Asmodeus
    Probably slept on sharks.
    
    Apr 6, 2016
    
    Fenris Rose and Metro bro hoofs this.
15. Mister Asmodeus
  Time to PLAY THE GAME!
  
  Apr 4, 2016
  1. Fenris Rose and Metro bro hoofs this.
  2. Blackened Blue
    With LEMMY!
    
    Apr 4, 2016
    
    Mister Asmodeus bro hoofs this.
  3. Sorunome
    I lost the game.
    
    Apr 4, 2016
16. Mister Asmodeus
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I2ADVl4hpc&feature=youtu.be
  
  Apr 1, 2016
  1. Fenris Rose, Metro and RainbowDash9000 bro hoofed this.
  2. Blackened Blue
    My father gave me a small loan of a million Fluttershys.
    
    Apr 2, 2016
    
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17. Mister Asmodeus
  https://youtu.be/NoIL5qUI1p8 Give a *squee!* about fair use? Watch. Sign. Comment. Do something.
  
  Mar 31, 2016
  1. Fenris Rose, Metro, Blackened Blue and 1 other person Bro hoofed this.
  2. Blackened Blue
    We will make a difference.
    
    Mar 31, 2016
  3. RainbowDash9000
    I just hope this isn't a April Fools' joke, that would just be plain cruel.
    
    Apr 1, 2016
  4. Lunar_Skies
    @RainbowDash9000 If this was a joke, I'd be pissed. Also, they couldn't have chose a more dumb time to do this. Posting a comment anways, better not get spam in my E-mail. <_<
    
    Apr 1, 2016
18. Mister Asmodeus
  Grunge tried to kill The Metal. Hahahahaha!
  
  Mar 26, 2016
  1. Fenris Rose and Metro bro hoofs this.
  2. Blackened Blue
    You can't kill the metal!
    
    Mar 26, 2016
    
    Mister Asmodeus bro hoofs this.
  3. Berry Punch
    They failed, as they were thrown to the ground
    
    Mar 26, 2016
    
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19. Mister Asmodeus
  Megadeth is better than Metallica. Come at me.
  
  Mar 25, 2016
  1. Fenris Rose, Metro and Lunar_Skies bro hoofed this.
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  3. Mister Asmodeus
    I love Maiden.
    
    Mar 25, 2016
    
    Fenris Rose and Metro bro hoofs this.
  4. Mister Asmodeus
    I also love Metallica. I just love Megadeth more.
    And wanted to see how fast Blacky jumped on this. X3
    
    Mar 25, 2016
    
    Fenris Rose, Metro and Blackened Blue bro hoofed this.
  5. Blackened Blue
    Megadeth's new album's actually really good.
    
    Mar 25, 2016
    
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20. Mister Asmodeus
  I recently attempted to sleep. Hahaha!
  
  Mar 25, 2016
  1. Fenris Rose, Metro and PinkieLover bro hoofed this.
  2. Saber Scratch
    would i be able to help?
    
    Mar 25, 2016
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Birthday:

Jul 5, 1995 (Age: 28)

Location:

Kokomo, Indiana

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Part-time slave

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Lunas Haunch

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