I remember ordering my pony board for the first time, but when I opened my mailbox, it fell out of my mailbox in pieces. I was going to send in a complaint, but there was a muffin in it with a letter saying, "I apologize" and a picture of the mail-pony as a filly. (OMG!!! NEW COMIC!!!)
"I'm keeping an eye on you "mysteriously named person"... And I see ALLLLLLLLLL......" I think I've found the solution to his typing problems [video=youtube;ddgn0C1Xs1A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddgn0C1Xs1A[/video]