LostAgain
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LostAgain

A Pony Every Pony Should Know, from The Capital Wasteland

LostAgain was last seen:
Mar 6, 2015
    1. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      My best friend's brother was a brony all along. wut
    2. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      I step forward, waiting to feel terrible pain, and to die in an instant. Nothing happens. No mine. Suddenly, one blows up nearby. I prepare once more, and step where that mine was. Here I knew I was safe. I take a step forward, as careful as possible. Nothing. Feeling more confident, I step forward again. Nothing. I step another time, and know something is wrong. But nothing happens. I realize, the mines aren't here. I relax and carelessly step away. The stinging pain of three mines blows half my body apart, and, screaming, I fall to the ground.

      I laugh, the Minefield Technique hurts.
    3. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      *Creates Minefield Technique"
      *Tries it on the Fluttershy of my school*
      INSTANT REGRETS!!!
    4. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      I just saw that the record for most members online at once, 208, was set 8-23-11.
      8-23 is my birthday.
      Woah.
    5. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      The Weirdest Dream Yet
      I am in a tree, looking down on a small cemetery. I quickly identify it as Goodsprings Cemetery (love you, New Vegas) and I notice a shallow grave and a pony, tied there. I then see the Mane Six, and they were talking about something, when Rainbow Dash said,"Look who's waking up."
      Fluttershy said something about getting on with it, and Twilight said,"Fluttershy may kill without looking in the face, but not me. Sorry but not all background ponies are successful." She lifted a gun with her magic."Next time, try looking derpy." Then she fired and the pony fell in the grave. They all walked away, and I saw Derpy Hooves saying, "Come on, let's go." in a car. I jump down and wake up.

      What the FU-
    6. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      11-21-11.
      The day I grew desperate.
      The day I was lost.
      The day I cried.
      The day I died.
      The day I reached.
      The day I searched.
      The day I joined.
      The day I found hope.
      The day I found Everypony.
    7. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      "Well, my attempts at becoming a loved, cared about human have failed. So, here I am, at the end of that long road, two paths before me. One leads through a beautiful plain, trees growing and animals grazing peacefully. It ends at a dump. The other through brutal, unforgiving trials. It ends at a waterfall with glistening water and a beautiful home, waiting for me. Where do I go? Here I stand, unaware of the third path, unaware of the road I seek."
      -Hatred
      Just a test of a book I'm looking to write. Still going to work on my others, like Blood and The Forgotton Words and Man's Fault.
    8. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      Oh crap, double post.
    9. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      The Dream
      I awaken barely conscious in a forest, and look around, but I collapse from exaution. I find myself being dragged through the forest, still only partially conscious. Then, I completely awaken in a burning, but mostly burned down barn. I push aside the rubble blocking the door, and walk to the top of a hill. Then I see a massive storm over what looked like Ponyville. Strange, but it was actually the first dream I had in a few days.
    10. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      The Dream
      I awaken barely conscious in a forest, and look around, but I collapse from exaution. I find myself being dragged through the forest, still only partially conscious. Then, I completely awaken in a burning, but mostly burned down barn. I push aside the rubble blocking the door, and walk to the top of a hill. Then I see a massive storm over what looked like Ponyville. Strange, but it was actually the first dream I had in a few days.
    11. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      Once upon a time, I stared at my computer, and my vision flashed myself sitting there, and Applejack was on the screen, on a Youtube video. Of course, I had no idea what FiM was, so I just shrugged it off. Months later, I found myself in the exact same place, exact same things on the screen, including the ad. I also saw something else, that day of prediction. I saw a massive storm over Ponyville, and I was watching from a distance.
    12. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      >Challenge Completed: Tell your friends
      >Challenge Completed: Tell your Parents
      >Challenge Completed: I've seen you
      >Promotion- Brony
      >Perk added: Out of the Closet
      Yes, it's true, all know of my bronyhood, parents included. As for "I've seen you"...
      Check in for part 2
      I had a dream that I predicted. Me and my older brother are known to be psychic, and apparently I predicted my bronyhood. As for the dream...
    13. The Stare Master
      The Stare Master
      First of all; Double yay on the brony friends!
      Second of all; You only got the numbing gels stuff? Dood... That was uncool of them. :(
    14. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      Today, I was surprised to find one of my friends was a closet brony, and we made conversation while my other friends stood confused, they had no idea what a brony was. Then, we both pushed them into the bargaining phase, so they shall soon be bronies. Yay conversion!
    15. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      I wish I got nitrous oxide, but instead, I got a directly applied gel called something I can't remember, and it numbed my face.
    16. The Stare Master
      The Stare Master
      Don't you just love laughing gas?
    17. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      Had a filling done at the dentist. I take pride in my sensitivity, but they had to double my pain meds so I didn't scream in pain. Still hurt like a drill in your teeth, though. As I sat there, shaking with pain, my brain flashed:
      "In their tongue, she is Fluttershy. Animal born!"
      And then the Elder Scrolls theme played.
      Yeeeeeeeaaaaaah...
    18. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      Ahh, the sweet taste of pure hatred by those around you. Welcome back to school, Lost. Hope you enjoyed your vacation. Anyway, thanks for the help everyone.
    19. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      Well, I'm back.
    20. LostAgain
      LostAgain
      Bye, everyone.
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  • About

    Location:
    The Capital Wasteland
    Occupation:
    Conman
    Gender/Species:
    Pegasus (m)
    Hmmm.... Details....
    Well, I play 3 musical instruments, 1 one which I am the section leader for. I play bass in a jazz band, and believe smiling is an inappropriate action in public. I enjoy Minecraft, Elder Scrolls, Team Fortress 2, and Fallout games, and believe Bethesda is the greatest gaming company of all time. My favorite books are Harry Potter 1-7, Dog Inc, Next, Hunger Games, Jurassic Park and Lost World, and pretty much every other Michael Chriton book. Poetry is my hobby, and pursuation is my pusuit of office. My dream is to possess otherworldly powers and objects through genetic engineering.

    Gaming; Musical Composition; Poetry