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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
If you could understand morse code a tapdancer would drive you crazy!!
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing...
Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp...
And may the Schwartz be with youuuyoyoy - oh what a world, what a world!
You snooze you lose!
My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a *****!
Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
I'm not budging until they return my testicles!
"I farted, sneezed and burped at the same time and the booger came out my mouth."
OK. Here are some things you'll never hear anywhere but have actually been uttered at least once. 1. I can't get up right now. I'm wired to rodents.
Back at ya Ramza!
True. I was in the army and I know for a fact non official patches are not allowed. As far as wearing the uniform on personal time, usually if...
How do you mean? I sense the story is accurate. What's wrong with it?
If a man, or a woman for that matter cannot explain and defend their passions they cannot blame others for not understanding.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/07/18/military-my-little-pony-fan-club/ Read the story here.
