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Scouring the wasteland for those goddamn Sunset Sarsaparilla Star bottle caps. Don't you wanna know why we keep starting fires?
Banned for trollestia not showing up.
What is it that will cause the world to explode sometime in the foreseeable future? A vending machine.
Granted. He starts a nuclear war with the USSR. I wish I had an angel.
Wooden, so I won't cut myself. Would you rather have an iPhone or an iPod and a plain ol' Nokia phone?
Which pony did I find in the blind bag I purchased yesterday? The Anvil Chorus.
PRRROMOTED for having a good-looking cutie mark.
[IMG] Let me see your face when I ask you to let me see your war face.
OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THESE! The present contains BRIAN BLESSED!
R3X, 1 4M BL1ND. 1 C4N SM3LL 1T THOUGH >:] Is Pinkie on crack?
Aperture, because Cave Johnson. Pistols or knives?
Sure. Just as long as you don't mind making two return trips to Romania: one to take the shirt and one to give it back. F**king magnets, how DO...
Flam. Warlock or necromancer?
'Cause it's a cocktail. More specifically, a tail of this cock: [IMG] Am I invisible?
Not banned for quoting me in your sig :3
Like radioactive metal. Who's on first?
Not banned because Crystal Applejack is best pony. Also, Yes, yes you can :3
Romanians call seafood "fructe de mare", which literally means "sea fruit".
Granted, and you also get Cupcakes!Pinkie Pie as a bonus. I wish.
Because placed your drink on the Shift key. Good God, why?