Separate names with a comma.
The same reason I can't hug Princess Celestia—there's a restraining order. ...Right...? Why are OCs always OP?
Nothing! Talking can't cow, silly! Why am the world big?
*ponders them for a moment* ...Hmmmmm... *chucks DBZ and Batman in the trash and goes nuts with the MLP app* (Batman: *sheds a single tear* DBZ:...
Banned because I love being purple.
Buh-CAWK. What is the square root of 0 squared?
74) Ragequit when you get your buns handed to you.
Sweet. Name: Cloud Chaser Gender: Male Breed: Pegasus Appearance: Click for image Personality: Shy, laid back, will open up to somepony if he...
...Accidentally replied to the wrong message?
72) Realise you don't know what an Astral Finish is.
Get a crazed cult. *inserts a pentagram*
Nobody can see you, and you end up getting knocked off a ten-story building. I finally remembered to post an accomplishment! (Seriously though,...
By tying him down and [CENSORED] Why must I be sad?
...waitwut
He forgot to carry the two, thus causing you to go bankrupt.
44) Get NINJA'd. 45) Get shot in the buns by a CPS agent. (That's Child Protective Services, btw. And no, they aren't really an armed force.)
Yes, but why waste perfectly good booze? May I have another?
Banned for having invisible laxative. Banned because I was NINJA'd. Also for bad puns. Also, here you go. *hands Vint some laxative*
Gets They Might Be Giants music. Inserts John and John from They Might Be Giants.
Actually, it DID. (Sort of. It was a specialty shop.) Anyway... In doing so, you rip open the fabric of space-time, thus creating a black hole.
Banned for not asking for laxative.