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Keg then traveled back in time, killed at the trolls' parents and returned to the present.
(suddenly, seriousness) Keg crawled out from the wreckage of his fighter plane and watched as more crashed around him. 'This damn war...' He...
Keg sat in the center, drunk and pissed off, "I used to rule the whole damn moon!" He yelled
The agent's head suddenly explodes from Keg's mega super awesome space laser
Keg now rules the moon, he has an army of hyper-intelligent robots and a laser kind of like the death star
keg's hooves turn into rockets, "TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
keg kills them both and eats their souls
Keg throws up a rainbow, "HOORAY!" The elf king yells
a drunk keg drinks the coffee
keg uses his mind to fill the room with alcohol
Chief respawns naked and everyone, including himself, explodes. Keg respawns
Fire felt something hit his leg, he turned around and yelled, "what was that!?" He soon realized something different, his leg didn't hurt. His...
master chief took off his helmet and destroyed the magazines with his beautiful, never-before-seen-face.
Fire walked out of the room to blow off some steam. The resistance soldiers watched in shock as Fire walked down the hall with his tail and mane...
"NOPE!" Keg blew up and respawned as master chief
"RAT ARMY ATTACK!" The rat turned into millions of rats.
Keg looked at his new clothing... "TUTU TRANSFORM!" Suddenly the tutu turned into a giant metal mecha suit.
"not if i have anything to say about it!" Keg yelled. There was a violent shake as he drove through the fort wall in a tank made out of magazines.
Fire's face turned to anger and he violently threw the cup of cider off the table as he watched the video. He had many choice words that he...
Keg ran over to the magazines and built a fort, "I AM KING OF THIS LAND!" He yelled
